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  <entry>
    <title>Photos from Over the Rhine show</title>
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    <published>2008-02-05T16:08:17+00:00</published>
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    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
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    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/2243622065" title="DSC_0408"></a><br />
Geof lured me into driving down to the most excellent <a href="">Workplay Theatre</a> in Birmingham to see Over the Rhine perform last night.  As we explained to the fans at the next table who had driven in from Florida to see the show:  "He's a fan of the band.  She's a fan of the venue."  (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/sets/72157603856952363/">Full photoset is here.</a>)<br />
Geof taped the show, so I'm guessing he'll post a link here when the download's available?  It's like going to the show, without the annoying "get back after one a.m. when you have to be at work at 7:30" factor.<br />
It's worth noting that we looked like reporters with all the gear we hauled in:  taping equipment and two semipro cameras.  (I'm still wondering how I ever managed to photograph concerts without a tripod / monopod.)</p>
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<p>Geof lured me into driving down to the most excellent <a href="">Workplay Theatre</a> in Birmingham to see Over the Rhine perform last night.  As we explained to the fans at the next table who had driven in from Florida to see the show:  "He's a fan of the band.  She's a fan of the venue."  (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/sets/72157603856952363/">Full photoset is here.</a>)</p>
<p>Geof taped the show, so I'm guessing he'll post a link here when the download's available?  It's like going to the show, without the annoying "get back after one a.m. when you have to be at work at 7:30" factor.</p>
<p>It's worth noting that we looked like reporters with all the gear we hauled in:  taping equipment and two semipro cameras.  (I'm still wondering how I ever managed to photograph concerts without a tripod / monopod.)</p>
<p>During the show, a Rather Significant Life Event happened.  Those of you who got messages from me last night will agree that the RSLE deserves its own post.  It's coming, never fear.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Dear Kimberly... (TMBG concert photos)</title>
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    <published>2007-11-04T23:20:40+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-11-04T23:30:13+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
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    <category term="concerts" />
    <category term="exit/in" />
    <category term="nashville" />
    <category term="photos" />
    <category term="rants" />
    <category term="tmbg" />
    <category term="travel" />
    <category term="trips" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>(Photo links to <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/sets/72157602907695125/">the full photoset</a>)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/sets/72157602907695125" title="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/1857292973_d02943ccb5_m.jpg" alt="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In" title="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In"  class=" flickr-photoset-img" height="161" width="240" /></a></p>
<p>I survived the TMBG concert at Exit/In last night, and let me tell you, it was an experience.</p>
<p>But first...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/sets/72157602907695125" title="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/1857292973_d02943ccb5_m.jpg" alt="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In" title="2007-11 - TMBG, Exit/In"  class=" flickr-photoset-img" height="161" width="240" /></a></p>
<p>I survived the TMBG concert at Exit/In last night, and let me tell you, it was an experience.</p>
<p>But first...</p>
<p>To the idiot named Kimberly in front of me:  Lady, and I use that term in the pejorative sense, you suck.  Yes, you got there early enough to be front row, center stage, but I hate to break it to you (actually, I don't, I take great pleasure in doing so) but screaming "BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL!" at the end of every song isn't gonna make the band play your favorite song.</p>
<p>Even if it's to shut you up.</p>
<p>Secondly?  You stink at taking photos.  How do I know?  The three people unlucky enough to be stuck behind you got to watch your camera's LCD screen for most of the concert, and we marveled at your inability to stop jumping up and down long enough to take a photo.  <em>(Actually, we didn't so much marvel as we openly laughed at you and mocked you between songs.)</em>  I can guarantee you that your photos sucked, because I saw the freeze-frame version of nearly every photo you took.  Your photos of John Linnell were aimed low enough that you cut his head off most of the time, and the few that you managed to get his head AND torso into were aimed low enough that your flash reflected off of his keyboard.</p>
<p>Those of us whose view you blocked through your incessant flash-firing took great pleasure when, about halfway through the show, John Flansburgh commented to the crowd that it was like facing Japanese paparazzi.  Know why he was saying it?  You.  You were blinding both Johns from the moment they got on stage.  I believe you DO know why he said it, because I noticed you put your camera down for a while afterward.  Shortly afterward, I was able to start getting decent shots.</p>
<p>Had you been even remotely polite to anyone around you, I'd cut you some slack.  However, since you weren't, let me enlighten you on some basic concert etiquette.  First, if you're on the front row, be prepared to stand at a slant so more people can get the coveted first-row experience.  If they're doing it, and you start shoulder-checking people so that you can stand straight on, don't be surprised if they don't move.  Hint:  THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.  </p>
<p>Next:  if you are in a packed general-admission arena, don't just think twice before you start jumping up and down, think about six times.  Then, after those six times, turn around to see if the people behind you have camera equipment (by the way, since you didn't look, we did).  If space is tight enough that you have to say "Excuse me" more than five times to get to the bathroom, and no one else feels the need to do some House-of-Pain style jumping around, you are probably going to jump on people's feet and slam elbows into cameras.</p>
<p>Yes, those were my feet you jumped on.  Did my left elbow hurt when I hit you with it?  Good.  It was intentional.  You damn near took out a Nikon D80 with your drunken antics -- a camera that, I might add, I was being very protective of, was not waving anywhere near you, and which everyone else but you had zero problems avoiding.</p>
<p>You might wonder how I know your name?  It's because you had a friend about three people back from me who kept screaming your name for most of the show.  Every time it got quiet, you thought of something you HAD to say to him, so you reached through multiple people, hauled him up to the front, told him something, and then he had to elbow his way back to his place.  Either stand with your friend or shut your mouth until the end of the show.</p>
<p>I have never been so glad to see a band take an audience member to task before.  John Flansburgh gets major style points for finding a way to deal with you politely when either he or John Linnell would have been completely justified in just taking your camera away from you for the duration of the show.</p>
<p>So how was the show?  Actually?  Surprisingly good.  It was my first TMBG show, and I'd consider attending another.  Getting a foam finger tossed at me was a highlight -- and a great souvenir.  (I sense it's the newest decoration for my desk.)  I got a kick out of watching thirtysomethings reliving their college years; these people would sing along to anything, the more nonsensical the better.  Sung encyclopedia entries about the sun?  Squee!  On-key alphabetical recitations of the countries of the world?  SQUEE!  Anything from <em>Flood</em>?  SQUEEEEEEEEEE!</p>
<p>I can only describe it as surreal.  I'll also say that I'm genuinely surprised by the evolution of the band.  As the years have gone on, they've evolved into impressively versatile musicians.  Somewhere along the way, the novelty of TMBG morphed into good kids' music and then, in a direction I wouldn't have guessed, a credible rock band.  It wasn't all witty wordplay and novelty sounds; these guys could just plain rock.</p>
<p>I was impressed.  Anything less probably would have been ruined by darling Kimberly, she of the green shirt and Chinese-character neck tattoo.</p>
<p><em>(Oh, and the part that really messed with my head?  Brad, do you realize how much you look like John Linnell?  It was a little creepy at times...)</em></p>
<p>Anyhow -- enjoy the photos.  This is about a fifth of what I shot last night.  I usually get a much better signal-to-noise ratio, but Kimberly's camera partially blocked well over half my shots.  I managed to minimize her in this one, but this is one of my favorites:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/domesticat/1857570207" title="Main Squeeze"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2100/1857570207_ba25c13edf_m.jpg" alt="Main Squeeze" title="Main Squeeze"  class=" flickr-photo-img" height="240" width="161" /></a></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>bringing on the weather</title>
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    <published>2005-07-10T16:13:54+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-02-09T20:01:14+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
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    <category term="concerts" />
    <category term="hurricanes" />
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    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Sunday morning.</p>
<p>The clouds are pouring in from the south; a promise, nearly fulfilled, of the rain that is coming.  Hurricane Dennis will soon be making landfall somewhere south of us.  We are too far north to get real damage, even from a category 4, but we will take our dousing and be glad of it, thank-you-sir-may-I-have-another?</p>
<p>Hurricanes make for odd storms here.  We are accustomed here to weather and wind moving from west to east, or northwest to southeast.  Hurricanes billow up from the south, with hard winds blowing from directions normally unseen here:  east to west, or southeast to northwest.  Jeff says that when he was growing up, he was always told that a storm moving from east to west meant bad things.</p>
<p>He'd said it off and on for years before I realized that the only storms around here that provoke that weather pattern are newly-landed hurricanes.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Sunday morning.</p>
<p>The clouds are pouring in from the south; a promise, nearly fulfilled, of the rain that is coming.  Hurricane Dennis will soon be making landfall somewhere south of us.  We are too far north to get real damage, even from a category 4, but we will take our dousing and be glad of it, thank-you-sir-may-I-have-another?</p>
<p>Hurricanes make for odd storms here.  We are accustomed here to weather and wind moving from west to east, or northwest to southeast.  Hurricanes billow up from the south, with hard winds blowing from directions normally unseen here:  east to west, or southeast to northwest.  Jeff says that when he was growing up, he was always told that a storm moving from east to west meant bad things.</p>
<p>He'd said it off and on for years before I realized that the only storms around here that provoke that weather pattern are newly-landed hurricanes.</p>
<p>I picked two cups of blackberries from our back hedge a few days ago, blackberries that I am paying dearly for on both of my legs.  My northern friends have looked at me strangely when I said the word "chiggers" - do you not have these delightful little monstrosities where you live?  Suffice it to say that my legs and feet are covered with the itchiest red welts imaginable.  I can only charitably describe my current leg situation as "pustulent."</p>
<p>(Still reading?  I'm impressed.  Luckily, Jeff still loves me.)</p>
<p>Right now, the only thing worse than leaving my legs bare is covering them with clothing, so I've kept my sundresses on for the two days of concerts we've ended up attending.  On Friday afternoon, I bought our tickets and our contribution of picnic food for that night's "City Lights And Stars" concert (translation: open-air jazz concert, picnics allowed, up at <a href="http://www.burrittmuseum.com/">Burritt Museum</a> on the mountain).</p>
<p>I was <em>sure</em> we were going to be rained out.  It rained when I bought the ticket, but the man at Shaver's Bookstore smiled at me and <em>promised</em> there would be no rain for the show.  We packed ponchos because of the rain clouds, and muttered of their necessity when it stormed on us yet <em>again</em> as we drove to the show.  It let up as we walked from our car to the shuttle bus, and sprinkled a bit on the bus' windows as we waited for a full load&hellip;</p>
<p>&hellip;but that was all.</p>
<p>For the rest of the night, we had this amazingly calm, cool weather - with reasonable humidity, no less.  I was outside, on picnic blankets, and glad of it.</p>
<p>(The music was good, too.)</p>
<p>Saturday night led us to track down a church across town for a harpsichord concert.  Jeff had heard the advertisements for it on our local NPR affiliate, and even though I wasn't entirely sure of my interest (in that "where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?" manner) I toddled on up, pustulence and all, and settled in for what turned out to be a truly interesting and satisfying show.</p>
<p>Jeff got to see the harpsichord up close after the show&mdash;a temperamental little thing, I might note&mdash;and we decided the evening could only be topped off by a lazy jaunt to a bookstore.  I snooped in the knitting section.  He had coffee and a brownie.</p>
<p>On the way home, we stocked up on food so that we'd not need to leave the house in the middle of the stormy weather that was coming.  We plan to watch it roll in from the dry comfort and safety of our living room, he with his laptop and I with my knitting.  After learning yesterday that even a single dose of non-prescription Benadryl causes me to sleep for five hours, today I will sit on the couch and douse my legs with calamine lotion and repeatedly admonish myself "Don't scratch, Amy!"</p>
<p>This is our Sunday:  cat-petting, storm-watching, and calamine lotion.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Week Of Music #3: the church of Steely Dan</title>
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    <published>2003-09-27T05:03:11+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-06-10T01:58:02+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="arkansas" />
    <category term="concerts" />
    <category term="driving" />
    <category term="lyrics" />
    <category term="music" />
    <category term="quotations" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I'd love to tell you where it began, but the truth is that I don't remember.  Instead, I have to choose a beginning point, arbitrary though it is, and begin from there.</p>
<p>The speed limit on the Cutoff was 40, but anyone with half a brain knew that the cops never policed that section of road, because there was no place for them to park, and even if there was, Bauxite didn't have cops anyway.  The descent to the paved-over area where the railroad track used to be was one such that if you hit it at just the right speed, your car wouldn't go airborne, but you would. </p>
<p>Just for a moment, you would fly.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I'd love to tell you where it began, but the truth is that I don't remember.  Instead, I have to choose a beginning point, arbitrary though it is, and begin from there.</p>
<p>The speed limit on the Cutoff was 40, but anyone with half a brain knew that the cops never policed that section of road, because there was no place for them to park, and even if there was, Bauxite didn't have cops anyway.  The descent to the paved-over area where the railroad track used to be was one such that if you hit it at just the right speed, your car wouldn't go airborne, but you would. </p>
<p>Just for a moment, you would fly.</p>
<p>It would have been 1994, and it would have been one of those lucrative nights in which I'd baby-sat the son of my mother's co-worker while she and her husband went out for some social time with friends.  Keenan was easy to tend to, even for someone like me who lacks the innate child-tending gene.  A gentle reminder that it was time to get in bed was all it took; with in just a few minutes, his teeth would be brushed, his pajamas on, and he would be ready to have the night light turned out.</p>
<p>I would sit in the living room and read after he went to sleep.  It was easy money.</p>
<p>Once his parents got back home, I would bid them goodnight, pack up what few thigns I'd brought, and head to my car.  Once in the car, it was the same ritual, every time:  on the floorboard of the passenger seat would be a caffeinated drink, a snack, and my little box of tapes.</p>
<p>More often than not, I made the half-hour drive home to the sounds of Steely Dan.</p>
<p>This was 1994, the year that Nirvana and Pearl Jam influenced half the kids in the country to pull out those previously-uncool plaid flannel shirts and wear them with pride.  I listened to them, and liked them, but for some reason, my car always seemed to end up playing Steely Dan more often than not.</p>
<p>Unlike most fans, who had been been in on the joke since the Dan first sprang on the scene, I grew up in a world where there was already an oeuvre of Dan albums to listen to.  As a newbie, I worked my way backwards, starting from Gaucho.</p>
<p>Given the right timing, I'd hit that perfect little airborne leap right during the chorus of 'Time Out Of Mind.'  I'd sing, and I'd <em>fly</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Tonight when I chase the dragon<br /><br />
The water will change to cherry wine<br /><br />
And the silver will turn to gold<br /><br />
Time out of mind</p></blockquote>
<p>This music - this album, this band, these songs - were mine, in a way that I still can't explain.  They held a fascination and appreciation that no one else I knew shared; for all I knew, I could be the only one in the world listening to this particular album, this particular song.</p>
<p>I would hit the top of that hill and fly for just a moment and think, "One of these years, when I'm old enough to do things like go to concerts on my own, I'm gonna see these guys."  It was a pipe dream, said with the fervor and intensity of teenage years, thought about intensely while driving home and immediately left behind with the tape deck after I got in the house.</p>
<p>I grew up.  Got older.  Finally got a CD player, and started replacing the beat-up Steely Dan tapes with shiny CDs.  Suddenly, I didn't have to wait through 'Gaucho' to get to 'Time Out Of Mind'; what luxury!  I could listen to the songs in whatever order I wanted, without having to juggle my half-crazed tape player to make it rewind so I could hear that lovely chorus one more time.</p>
<p>...and Steely Dan stopped making albums.</p>
<p>I chalked it up to a lost cause, a dream unfulfilled.  They toured a few times, but nowhere near me.</p>
<p>Then came the unexpected album 'Everything Must Go' - and, what was this?  A tour?  My stomach did the flying lurch again as the tour dates were announced.  No one heard the squeal that came out of my mouth when I learned that an Atlanta tour date was scheduled, but I was there, and I can tell you it tasted like sixteen and babysitting and, just for a moment, like flying.</p>
<p>People sometimes ask me if I have dreams for the future, and the truth is, more often than not, I don't.  I used to, when I was younger, and then I began to figure out that no matter how much you plot or plan, things never quite work out the way that you envisioned them.</p>
<p>So when I sat down in my $85, middle-of-the-road seat, I looked at my spouse to my left and admitted to myself that all those years ago, I never imagined actually <em>sharing</em> this show with someone else.  In that fevered dream, my induction to the church of Steely Dan would be a solitary act, just as all the years of listening had been mostly a solitary act, but there he was, with me and smiling at my restraint when it must have been so amazingly obvious that I was just about to bubble over with laughter at any given point.</p>
<p>How was the show?</p>
<p>Oh, it was a show.  I can sit here now and tell you that technically and sonically, the Damien Rice show from the night before was better.  This was a golden-oldies revue, the show in which the jazzmen played their familiar tunes and the audience basked in the music as much as the memories the music invoked.</p>
<p>I sat in the audience, pretending not to notice the occasional slanting, laughing glances my spouse sent my way, simply amazed by the fact that for probably the first time in my life, I was not the only Steely Dan fan in the room.</p>
<p>They played "Time Out Of Mind," and I leaned over to Jeff and whispered, "I always wished I could hear this song live."  I didn't explain why, but from the expressions on the faces of the people around us, I had a feeling that I might just be among the kind of people who would understand.</p>
<p>For a moment, I flew, and that was enough.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Week Of Music #2: breathless but screaming, Damien Rice</title>
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    <id>http://domesticat.net/2003/09/week-music-2-breathless-screaming-damien-rice</id>
    <published>2003-09-24T05:03:02+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-06-10T01:57:07+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="concerts" />
    <category term="music" />
    <category term="trips" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<blockquote>"Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball"<br>- Damien Rice, "<a href="http://freecfm.com/d/damien/lyrics.asp#cannonball">cannonball</a>"</blockquote>

<p>I rolled out of bed with the immediate, sinking feeling that I had not gotten enough sleep, and that I would spend the rest of the day attempting to compensate for the dull, staring tiredness muffling my thought processes.  I made my way through the day with a plodding effectiveness, finally giving up and catching a nap in late afternoon.  It would be another late, late night, and another gamble.</p>

<p>I regularly check <a href="http://pollstar.com/">pollstar</a> for updates on what concerts are happening within driving range.  In the time that I've been using pollstar, I've quickly learned that <a href="http://workplay.com/">WorkPlay Theatre</a>, down in Birmingham, hosts artists whose music is more closely aligned to my tastes than any other venue within driving distance of Huntsville. </p> <p>After seeing a couple of shows there, I've become willing to gamble on unknown artists at WorkPlay, simply because I know that the acoustics are always going to be top-notch, the parking free and plentiful, and the service uniformly helpful.  At a typical cost of $15 per show, it's worthwhile.</p>

<p>When I checked in the afternoon, seats were available, and I decided to just purchase my ticket at the venue instead of digging out my wallet and buying it online.  When I got to the venue, late and hustling due to the exit ramp I needed off of I-65 being closed, I slipped inside, had my $20 ready to go, and got in line.</p>

<p>"Sorry.  We're sold out.  We sold out at three this afternoon."</p>

<p><em>Oh, hell, and I just drove an hour and a half for this.</em>  "Anything I can do?"</p>

<p>The security guy at the door shrugged.  "Hang out.  Wait.  See if anyone gives up their ticket or just can't make it.  Sometimes it happens."  He looked down at my shirt; I was wearing my 2002 "Tek" shirt from dragon*con tech staff.  "You worked this sort of thing before?"</p>

<p>I explained.  I stood by the bathroom, out of the way.  We chatted.  It passed the time.  I mentally did calculations in my head; if WorkPlay could hold about 300 people, which I thought was about the right number, even with a 99% ticket pickup rate, that meant around three tickets should come open.</p>

<p>I might just get lucky.  I might as well wait.</p>

<p>Right at 9:00, the security guard looked back at the woman running the ticket booth.  She held up one finger.  He turned to me, smiled, and said, "Hold out your arm."  My mind was elsewhere; I held up my right arm without thinking, and before I realized what was happening, he slapped a wristband on my arm and told me to enjoy the show.</p>

<p>"What?"</p>

<p>"One ticket came open.  It's yours."  I made to walk to the counter and pay for the ticket, and he shook his head.  "It was already paid for, and someone couldn't make it.  It's your ticket now."</p>

<p>I don't look gift concerts in the mouth.  I walked in and tried to find a seat.  There was none; the floor, the first tier, and the second tier were all packed.  I stood by the entrance to the kitchen area, and waited, listening to the opening band.  Decent, I thought.  As song slipped to song, I revised my opinion to "pretty decent," then to "pretty good," and then to "probably one of the better openers I've ever heard."</p>

<p>I flipped a big mental bird in the direction of Tuscaloosa; as usual, the sound in WorkPlay was near picture-perfect.  Loud enough to absorb you in the music, quiet enough that in-table conversations could be had, if necessary, but not loud enough to create distortion.</p>

<p>I <em>love</em> this place.  Music should be like this:  seating that's close, but still comfortable, with drinks available and a competent soundboard making sure that what's coming out of the speakers is as good as what's coming in.</p>

<p>Eventually, I spotted an unused chair at a nearby table.  Between songs, I asked the other people sitting in the table if the chair was free, and if so, could I use it?  They agreed, and maneuvered appropriately to pass me the chair.  I took it, sat down next to the entrance to the kitchen, and waited.  As the opening act continued, I watched the other attendees subtly jockeying for better position, and soon enough, a seat opened up at a table <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/workplay.jpg&amp;width=568&amp;height=426&amp;title=with%20a%20good%20view','photopopup','width=568,height=426,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: with a good view';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">with a good view</a>.  A couple of songs later, with no one else attempting to move into that slot, I introduced myself and asked if I might take up the spare space at the table.</p>

<p>They agreed, and I moved away from the kitchen and into a seat which, like virtually every other at WorkPlay, had an unfettered view of the stage.</p>

<p>I knew little about Damien Rice, except that Colter recommended him with a fervor and absolute conviction that I don't often hear from him.  I know Colter's taste, and I trust it; if I didn't, I wouldn't have driven an hour and a half to gamble on an unknown artist.</p>

<p>His cellist, Vyvienne, tiptoed out first, <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/vyvienne.jpg&amp;width=374&amp;height=392&amp;title=shy%20and%20blonde','photopopup','width=374,height=392,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: shy and blonde';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">shy and blonde</a> in a white shift and shoes.  When the audience began to applaud, she ducked her head and motioned for them to <em>sssssssssssh!</em>  They did - until the other band members came out on stage.</p>

<p>This stranger, this Damien Rice, was slender and small, with that gently-reddish complexion and hair, and diffident demeanor, that immediately reminded me of Colter in his more shy moments.  He welcomed everyone and began to play, with little predication or pronouncement.  The show was on, and it was time to get down to business.</p>

<p>He apologized after the end of the second song, because he'd broken a string on his guitar.  He did not have another, and turned to Vyvienne.  "Vyvienne, would you please entertain the crowd for a moment while I <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/restring.jpg&amp;width=509&amp;height=375&amp;title=re-string%20my%20guitar','photopopup','width=509,height=375,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: re-string my guitar';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">re-string my guitar</a>?"</p>

<p>A shy smile back to him, a quick glance at the crowd, and then a longer glance at her cello.  She proceeded to stomp through a mean, sultry version of "Smoke On The Water" to the cheers and screams of the crowd.  The shyness ended where the cello began, apparently.  He finished stringing his guitar and they all joined in, turning a little bit of showing-off into a full-throated stomp and howl.</p>

<p>It was right about then that I began to suspect that I might be in for something special, a suspicion that grew, slow and quiet and small, from song to song.  They apologized to the crowd for departing so much from album versions of songs, explaining that after playing these songs on an almost-daily basis, they were in the mood for experimentation.</p>

<p>"Hallelujah" came in the prayerful whisper of Leonard Cohen, with only the slightest hint of Jeff Buckley, and after it, the show was never quite the same.  All I know to say is this:  the lion, previously sleeping, previously silent, roared, and the audience sat there in stunned silence and devoured each moment as it was handed to them.</p>

<p>Previously quiet, he began to work with loops, echoing and repeating over himself and his fellow players, layering sound on sound until it was too much to handle, then bringing it back down to a whisper.  You could almost hear the smoke slowly curling up <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/drummer.jpg&amp;width=493&amp;height=366&amp;title=from%20behind%20the%20drumkit','photopopup','width=493,height=366,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: from behind the drumkit';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">from behind the drumkit</a>.</p>

<p>About halfway through the show, I realized what I was seeing.  There are two different ways to interpret the word 'performance'; the first implies a simple recitation of a memorized work, and the second implies a live artistic expression.  This guy was not just <em>performing</em>, in the latter sense of the word, he was brilliant.</p>

<p>It's rare to see something so breathtaking, and even rarer to recognize the fleeting breath of genius when it whispers in your ear.  I put down my camera, draped my chin over the retaining wall in front of me, and listened, constantly fighting the urge to concentrate by closing my eyes.  I could <em>listen</em> anytime I wanted, at home, but this was my only chance to <em>see</em>.</p>

<p>I watched, and drank it all in, him getting frustrated with being unable to control loop pedals fast enough with his feet, forcing him to <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/sitting.jpg&amp;width=457&amp;height=391&amp;title=drop%20to%20the%20floor','photopopup','width=457,height=391,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: drop to the floor';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">drop to the floor</a>, dragging the microphone with him, alternating between hitting the loop pedals with his hands and strumming over them in a mad dance that left the audience breathless but screaming.</p>

<p>By the encore, people were standing up, intending to clap, and getting lost in the music and forgetting to.</p>

<p>By the time they left the stage and the house lights came up, they had sweat streaming down their faces and the audience was screaming, shouting, stomping, beating on the tables and anything that would stay still.  The lion had roared, and now the audience roared back in measure.</p>

<p>I sat at the table, silent, stunned.</p>

<p>Afterwards, I walked out to wait for signatures.  I ran into the same security guy who had let me into the show.  I thanked him, and we talked acoustics and music and the beauty of the unknown artist, and he told me about the history of WorkPlay.  I wasn't alone in my esteem of the acoustics; the sound system had been designed first and the venue built around it, he said.  There were tiers of speakers, aimed at different sections of the room, intended to ensure that every person in the room, no matter their seat, got the same sonic experience.</p>

<p>"Most folk won't realize that," he said.  "They'll just know it was <em>good</em>."</p>

<p>When Damien Rice came out to sign and shake hands, I was shocked at his appearance.  Slender, small.  Shy, even, with effusive thanks for anyone who got over their bashfulness at meeting The Performer and approached him.</p>

<p>There were so many questions I wanted to ask.  <em>How did this roar come from you?  Where does it go when you're done with it?  How do you channel and control something that strong?</em></p>

<p>Instead, I asked for three signatures, thanked him, and drove home flabbergasted by what I had seen.  It would have been magnificent even if I had paid $15 to get in, but to sneak in fortunate and free made it something even more special.</p>

<p>Day three would be the Steely Dan show.  I suspected it would be difficult to top day two, but I was willing to wait and see.</p>    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<blockquote>"Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball"<br>- Damien Rice, "<a href="http://freecfm.com/d/damien/lyrics.asp#cannonball">cannonball</a>"</blockquote>

<p>I rolled out of bed with the immediate, sinking feeling that I had not gotten enough sleep, and that I would spend the rest of the day attempting to compensate for the dull, staring tiredness muffling my thought processes.  I made my way through the day with a plodding effectiveness, finally giving up and catching a nap in late afternoon.  It would be another late, late night, and another gamble.</p>

<p>I regularly check <a href="http://pollstar.com/">pollstar</a> for updates on what concerts are happening within driving range.  In the time that I've been using pollstar, I've quickly learned that <a href="http://workplay.com/">WorkPlay Theatre</a>, down in Birmingham, hosts artists whose music is more closely aligned to my tastes than any other venue within driving distance of Huntsville. </p> <p>After seeing a couple of shows there, I've become willing to gamble on unknown artists at WorkPlay, simply because I know that the acoustics are always going to be top-notch, the parking free and plentiful, and the service uniformly helpful.  At a typical cost of $15 per show, it's worthwhile.</p>

<p>When I checked in the afternoon, seats were available, and I decided to just purchase my ticket at the venue instead of digging out my wallet and buying it online.  When I got to the venue, late and hustling due to the exit ramp I needed off of I-65 being closed, I slipped inside, had my $20 ready to go, and got in line.</p>

<p>"Sorry.  We're sold out.  We sold out at three this afternoon."</p>

<p><em>Oh, hell, and I just drove an hour and a half for this.</em>  "Anything I can do?"</p>

<p>The security guy at the door shrugged.  "Hang out.  Wait.  See if anyone gives up their ticket or just can't make it.  Sometimes it happens."  He looked down at my shirt; I was wearing my 2002 "Tek" shirt from dragon*con tech staff.  "You worked this sort of thing before?"</p>

<p>I explained.  I stood by the bathroom, out of the way.  We chatted.  It passed the time.  I mentally did calculations in my head; if WorkPlay could hold about 300 people, which I thought was about the right number, even with a 99% ticket pickup rate, that meant around three tickets should come open.</p>

<p>I might just get lucky.  I might as well wait.</p>

<p>Right at 9:00, the security guard looked back at the woman running the ticket booth.  She held up one finger.  He turned to me, smiled, and said, "Hold out your arm."  My mind was elsewhere; I held up my right arm without thinking, and before I realized what was happening, he slapped a wristband on my arm and told me to enjoy the show.</p>

<p>"What?"</p>

<p>"One ticket came open.  It's yours."  I made to walk to the counter and pay for the ticket, and he shook his head.  "It was already paid for, and someone couldn't make it.  It's your ticket now."</p>

<p>I don't look gift concerts in the mouth.  I walked in and tried to find a seat.  There was none; the floor, the first tier, and the second tier were all packed.  I stood by the entrance to the kitchen area, and waited, listening to the opening band.  Decent, I thought.  As song slipped to song, I revised my opinion to "pretty decent," then to "pretty good," and then to "probably one of the better openers I've ever heard."</p>

<p>I flipped a big mental bird in the direction of Tuscaloosa; as usual, the sound in WorkPlay was near picture-perfect.  Loud enough to absorb you in the music, quiet enough that in-table conversations could be had, if necessary, but not loud enough to create distortion.</p>

<p>I <em>love</em> this place.  Music should be like this:  seating that's close, but still comfortable, with drinks available and a competent soundboard making sure that what's coming out of the speakers is as good as what's coming in.</p>

<p>Eventually, I spotted an unused chair at a nearby table.  Between songs, I asked the other people sitting in the table if the chair was free, and if so, could I use it?  They agreed, and maneuvered appropriately to pass me the chair.  I took it, sat down next to the entrance to the kitchen, and waited.  As the opening act continued, I watched the other attendees subtly jockeying for better position, and soon enough, a seat opened up at a table <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/workplay.jpg&amp;width=568&amp;height=426&amp;title=with%20a%20good%20view','photopopup','width=568,height=426,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: with a good view';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">with a good view</a>.  A couple of songs later, with no one else attempting to move into that slot, I introduced myself and asked if I might take up the spare space at the table.</p>

<p>They agreed, and I moved away from the kitchen and into a seat which, like virtually every other at WorkPlay, had an unfettered view of the stage.</p>

<p>I knew little about Damien Rice, except that Colter recommended him with a fervor and absolute conviction that I don't often hear from him.  I know Colter's taste, and I trust it; if I didn't, I wouldn't have driven an hour and a half to gamble on an unknown artist.</p>

<p>His cellist, Vyvienne, tiptoed out first, <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/vyvienne.jpg&amp;width=374&amp;height=392&amp;title=shy%20and%20blonde','photopopup','width=374,height=392,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: shy and blonde';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">shy and blonde</a> in a white shift and shoes.  When the audience began to applaud, she ducked her head and motioned for them to <em>sssssssssssh!</em>  They did - until the other band members came out on stage.</p>

<p>This stranger, this Damien Rice, was slender and small, with that gently-reddish complexion and hair, and diffident demeanor, that immediately reminded me of Colter in his more shy moments.  He welcomed everyone and began to play, with little predication or pronouncement.  The show was on, and it was time to get down to business.</p>

<p>He apologized after the end of the second song, because he'd broken a string on his guitar.  He did not have another, and turned to Vyvienne.  "Vyvienne, would you please entertain the crowd for a moment while I <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/restring.jpg&amp;width=509&amp;height=375&amp;title=re-string%20my%20guitar','photopopup','width=509,height=375,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: re-string my guitar';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">re-string my guitar</a>?"</p>

<p>A shy smile back to him, a quick glance at the crowd, and then a longer glance at her cello.  She proceeded to stomp through a mean, sultry version of "Smoke On The Water" to the cheers and screams of the crowd.  The shyness ended where the cello began, apparently.  He finished stringing his guitar and they all joined in, turning a little bit of showing-off into a full-throated stomp and howl.</p>

<p>It was right about then that I began to suspect that I might be in for something special, a suspicion that grew, slow and quiet and small, from song to song.  They apologized to the crowd for departing so much from album versions of songs, explaining that after playing these songs on an almost-daily basis, they were in the mood for experimentation.</p>

<p>"Hallelujah" came in the prayerful whisper of Leonard Cohen, with only the slightest hint of Jeff Buckley, and after it, the show was never quite the same.  All I know to say is this:  the lion, previously sleeping, previously silent, roared, and the audience sat there in stunned silence and devoured each moment as it was handed to them.</p>

<p>Previously quiet, he began to work with loops, echoing and repeating over himself and his fellow players, layering sound on sound until it was too much to handle, then bringing it back down to a whisper.  You could almost hear the smoke slowly curling up <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/drummer.jpg&amp;width=493&amp;height=366&amp;title=from%20behind%20the%20drumkit','photopopup','width=493,height=366,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: from behind the drumkit';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">from behind the drumkit</a>.</p>

<p>About halfway through the show, I realized what I was seeing.  There are two different ways to interpret the word 'performance'; the first implies a simple recitation of a memorized work, and the second implies a live artistic expression.  This guy was not just <em>performing</em>, in the latter sense of the word, he was brilliant.</p>

<p>It's rare to see something so breathtaking, and even rarer to recognize the fleeting breath of genius when it whispers in your ear.  I put down my camera, draped my chin over the retaining wall in front of me, and listened, constantly fighting the urge to concentrate by closing my eyes.  I could <em>listen</em> anytime I wanted, at home, but this was my only chance to <em>see</em>.</p>

<p>I watched, and drank it all in, him getting frustrated with being unable to control loop pedals fast enough with his feet, forcing him to <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/damien_rice/sitting.jpg&amp;width=457&amp;height=391&amp;title=drop%20to%20the%20floor','photopopup','width=457,height=391,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: drop to the floor';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">drop to the floor</a>, dragging the microphone with him, alternating between hitting the loop pedals with his hands and strumming over them in a mad dance that left the audience breathless but screaming.</p>

<p>By the encore, people were standing up, intending to clap, and getting lost in the music and forgetting to.</p>

<p>By the time they left the stage and the house lights came up, they had sweat streaming down their faces and the audience was screaming, shouting, stomping, beating on the tables and anything that would stay still.  The lion had roared, and now the audience roared back in measure.</p>

<p>I sat at the table, silent, stunned.</p>

<p>Afterwards, I walked out to wait for signatures.  I ran into the same security guy who had let me into the show.  I thanked him, and we talked acoustics and music and the beauty of the unknown artist, and he told me about the history of WorkPlay.  I wasn't alone in my esteem of the acoustics; the sound system had been designed first and the venue built around it, he said.  There were tiers of speakers, aimed at different sections of the room, intended to ensure that every person in the room, no matter their seat, got the same sonic experience.</p>

<p>"Most folk won't realize that," he said.  "They'll just know it was <em>good</em>."</p>

<p>When Damien Rice came out to sign and shake hands, I was shocked at his appearance.  Slender, small.  Shy, even, with effusive thanks for anyone who got over their bashfulness at meeting The Performer and approached him.</p>

<p>There were so many questions I wanted to ask.  <em>How did this roar come from you?  Where does it go when you're done with it?  How do you channel and control something that strong?</em></p>

<p>Instead, I asked for three signatures, thanked him, and drove home flabbergasted by what I had seen.  It would have been magnificent even if I had paid $15 to get in, but to sneak in fortunate and free made it something even more special.</p>

<p>Day three would be the Steely Dan show.  I suspected it would be difficult to top day two, but I was willing to wait and see.</p>    ]]></content>
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  <entry>
    <title>Week Of Music #1:  hello Tuscaloosa, you can bite me</title>
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    <published>2003-09-24T00:16:56+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-11-20T01:53:07+00:00</updated>
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    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Day one of the Week Of Shows involved driving to Tuscaloosa.  Ah, T-town, my spouse's former stomping grounds, but never a city that I quite felt at home in.

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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[Day one of the Week Of Shows involved driving to Tuscaloosa.  Ah, T-town, my spouse's former stomping grounds, but never a city that I quite felt at home in.

<a href="http://greatbigsea.com/">Great Big Sea</a>, hmm?  Never seen them live, never owned an album, but I remembered the name from a mix tape Brad made for me ages and ages ago, and when I asked him about the band and if they were worth seeing, his response was succinct:  "Awesome. Alice says she'll kick your ass if you don't go see them."(Hmmm.  Supposedly it's in good taste to ask permission before you quote a private email, but well, we all know how much the rules apply on this site.)

The show was at an unfamiliar venue.  Jupiter's?  What the heck was this place?  I'd never heard of it.  Jeff had never heard of it.  An eventual check with the Theta Tau folks down in T-town confirmed that it was just the latest incarnation of one of the bars on the Strip.  I discovered they had a (terrible) <a href="http://jupiteronthestrip.com/">website</a>, looked them up, and said, "Oooh, they're opening for Cowboy Mouth.  I like Cowboy Mouth.  This should be worth the drive.  I think I'll go.  I'll get CDs signed for Adam and Alice, and see a new band, then do late-night round-robin phone calls on the way home and it'll just be swank."

Ever notice how all the bad ideas in life start out sounding really innocent, really good?  Right.  Well, in a perfect world, there would've been a big, fat klaxon shrieking its head off Right About Then, with one of those official-sounding announcements telling me that this was A Bad Idea.

After a late-afternoon phone call with my spouse, confirming that we'd manage to miss each other on his way home and my way out, I realized that I was a) later than I wanted to be, and b) significantly lower on gas than I wanted to be.  Given the recent spike in gas prices, I opted to let my Cheap Bitch personality take over my brain for a moment, and drove to Sam's to gas up there.

Except that all the pumps had lines, and I was late already.  I snarled and drove on.

If you leave from Huntsville and aim to end up in Tuscaloosa, you pass by many exciting exits on I-65:  Dullsville, BFE Community College (Alabama Branch), and the forgettable exits to the northern and southern sides of Nowhere Interesting (population 44 and two chickens).  This is manageable during daylight, when you are awake, and can tailgate behind other drivers who are also interested in driving at barely sublight speeds.

At night is a different matter, but we're not there yet.  We have to get through the show first.  You might want to start gritting your teeth now.

I'd forgotten how annoying college students were.  Strike that.  I've forgotten how <em>young</em> college students are.  While standing outside the ... uh ... venue (read: glorified bar with some neon), I was treated to the kind of pleasantly inane conversation that can only come from college kids.

"Hey, I heard that Big Spring Jam up in Huntsville is really gonna rock this year.  Think we could do a road trip up there and get really fucking drunk that weekend?"  -- a statement made doubly amusing when we were allowed into the show and every one of the people involved shamefully presented IDs indicating they were under 21, thus earning enormous X marks on both hands, indicating that they would not be allowed to drink.

Rough life.

I had a lot of time to think about these sort of things during the wait for the show.  GBS was slated to open at ten.  By ten-thirty I was madly flinging text messages back and forth with Adam as I leaned against the stage, with a growing headache from the strobes and blacklights and a subtle, bubbling hatred for a bar whose employees seemed to be incapable of playing anything other than John Mellencamp.  With each song, the volume became louder, and the atmosphere more shrill.

You know you're not in for a good evening when the pregame muzak is so loud and so bad you're already reaching for your earplugs.

Finally, an hour late, GBS took the stage.  The wall of sound caused my head to fall off my neck.  I reattached it, oriented myself toward the stage again, and began to realize that yes, they were playing instruments, and yes, they were singing, but for all that I could hear their voices, they might as well have been pantomiming.

At this point I had spent two hours in a car and one additional hour standing next to sweaty, inarticulate teenage females....to have The Ultimate Standing Space for a concert whose sound was being so badly mangled that I couldn't understand a single word that was sung.

I took photos.  Taking them helped me forget that I couldn't understand anything that was being said - or sung.  Luckily, most everyone around me seemed oblivious to the fact that we were listening to a show through either a) the worst equipment or b) the worst sound mix ever delivered in the state of Alabama, and I felt a little bad for being so sour.

The photos:  <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/greatbigsea/alan.jpg&amp;width=300&amp;height=489&amp;title=Alan','photopopup','width=300,height=489,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: Alan';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">Alan</a>.  <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/greatbigsea/bob.jpg&amp;width=341&amp;height=454&amp;title=Bob','photopopup','width=341,height=454,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: Bob';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">Bob</a>.  <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/greatbigsea/sean.jpg&amp;width=341&amp;height=454&amp;title=S%26eacute%3Ban','photopopup','width=341,height=454,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: S&eacute;an';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">S&eacute;an</a>.  The <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/greatbigsea/setlist.jpg&amp;width=378&amp;height=387&amp;title=setlist','photopopup','width=378,height=387,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: setlist';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">setlist</a> for songs I couldn't hear.  <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://domesticat.net/popup.php?z=http://domesticat.net/images/2003/greatbigsea/jam.jpg&amp;width=454&amp;height=341&amp;title=A%20jam','photopopup','width=454,height=341,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,screenx=150,screeny=150');return false" onmouseover="window.status='photo popup: A jam';return true" onmouseout="window.status='';return true">A jam</a> that looked like a lot of fun but which I couldn't hear.  

Since I could see the setlist from where I was standing, I had advance warning that the show was about to end.  I realized that I had a decision to make.  It was late, already midnight, and the headliner (Cowboy Mouth) had yet to play.  I had a two-hour drive home on top of that.  I could stick around, catch the CM show, and make it home somewhere around four a.m., or I could yank out my earplugs in disgust, get CDs signed, and get out the door and home before three a.m.

I took out my earplugs and stomped over to the merch table, where I bought two CDs.  The guy behind the merch table was far more interested in talking to the collegiate chickies with bared navels, and had to have his attention diverted to me so that I could actually (gasp) purchase merchandise.

"Will the band be signing CDs?" I asked.
"Dunno."  He immediately turned back to the Navel Twins.
"Is there anyone I could ask to find out?"
"Dunno."  He finished his conversation with the Navel Twins.  "You could hang out here, see if they do a walk-through."

I'm sitting there holding two CDs that technically don't belong to me, and I'm finding the prospect of a "dunno" not exactly appealing when I could be driving home.  I realized it was time to get crafty.

A nationwide tour means equipment, and equipment means load-out and probably also a tour bus.  I left the bar and walked to the back, and there it was, a large tour bus with guys loading equipment into it.  There were four who were trying to jam in equipment any which way they could, and one guy who was ordering them to stack equipment in a particular order.

Ten bucks and a cookie says he's with the band, I thought.  

I waited until they were done, and walked over to the Clueful Roadie, and explained that I was trying to get CDs signed for friends.  He nodded, took my Sharpie and CD covers, and ducked inside the bus.  A few minutes later, without ever seeing or speaking to the band, I had signatures.

After I wended my way through the eternal construction zone on the U of A campus, I called Alice and told her that I had a signed CD for her.  I was driving with my cell phone cradled between shoulder and neck, as I drove with one hand and massaged the center point of my growing headache with the other.  She - 

Brad, you were there.  Was "shriek" the right word?  Whatever it was, it sounded really loud.  Hope your ears survived.

- anyhow.  She [whatever]ed.  I slugged PowerAde and called other friends.  Somewhere along the way, I got the bright idea of trying to complete the drive without caffeine.

The guy on the other end of the phone can testify to the steady decline in quality of my conversation as I drove home.  The closer I got to home, and the closer to three a.m. it got, the simpler my sentences got.  I could not believe I'd agreed to do this, and I had two more nights of the same to look forward to.  My last words before shutting off the car:  "In driveway.  Home now.  Sleep now."

So let's recap.

Drives ending at three a.m. without the presence of caffeine:  bad.
Great Big Sea:  possibly good.  Hard to tell.  Couldn't hear.  Didn't meet them.
Friends willing to stay up and talk to you until two a.m. to make sure you get home safely:  very good.
The venue, <a href="http://jupiteronthestrip.com/">Jupiter On The Strip</a>, in general:  suck.  Thanks for taking my $15 and providing me with the worst concert I've ever attended.

This was just day one.  Day two, thankfully, was a very different story.    ]]></content>
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