Are you looking for a secret encounter?
It's just criminal, these days - a girl can't even settle in to write a good chunk of PHP without being asked if she wants to have an affair. Whatever is the world coming to? How will I ever manage to get this silly alphabetizing function to work properly?
Today's winner is Yahoo account jon4hotfunn, whose profile (or complete and utter lack of it) can be found here - perhaps we should all say hello?
|me:||So much fun your username requires an extra 'n'?|
|jon4hotfunn:||Are you looking for a secret encounter?|
|me:||...and if I were, why would I want to choose you?|
|me:||Is this bedside manner, or am I supposed to be turned on, or what?|
|me:||I seem to have all the correct appendages...|
|me:||So what is it, exactly, that you're wanting?|
|me:||That's not very specific.|
|me:||Female, the last time I checked.
So, since you said "affair," should I assume you're married?
|me:||In other words, yes.
So...married person, probably at work, sniffing around to try to find a way to make life a little more exciting?
|me:||C'mon, do tell. Inquiring minds want to know.|
|jon4hotfunn:||you ask too many questions and dont answer any
|me:||Check domesticat.net in a few minutes. You'll be the post of the day. Thanks!|
Back to writing code, I guess....though someone really should give this guy a critique on his pickup method. Might just have to do that myself...