I'm in California with friends, vacationing for a week. Here's what I've been up to:

• 4:23 AM PT: @eastpath ????
• 6:44 AM PT: Hello Dallas. Someone poke a sandwich in my mouth and duct tape that woman's mouth shut. Trying to nap here!
• 7:13 AM PT: @WhatTheCast dammit we have to wait to burn the town down until you are there? POUTY FACE.
• 8:02 AM PT: Hello from row 25. It's time to go to San Francisco! (boingy boingy sproing!)
• 8:03 AM PT: @TheBookMamma send DM to @jhugart. He can help.
• 8:08 AM PT: http://ping.fm/p/k7Bsq - In flight entertainment - chai and A Wizard of Earthsea, with boarding pass as bookmark.
• 11:34 AM PT: Hello, San Francisco. We come in peace. Pinky swear!
• 11:39 AM PT: @fairybookmother I use tweetie, but for this trip I'm using pingle to post to multiple places at once. Like facebook.
• 11:54 AM PT: @adamrg I am SO ready for the cooler temps. C'mon, fog!
• 12:18 PM PT: @CanSpice email me info on this restaurant plz?
• 1:03 PM PT: Sign on baby stroller: I <3 my gay aunties! Yay Pride weekend!
• 2:40 PM PT: Our vacation house is swank. I am SO stoked!
• 3:21 PM PT: @gfmorris We're sitting out on the street, having hot dogs and enjoying an ocean breeze. Hate us a little. :)
• 3:47 PM PT: We are one block from a grocery store that carries Schaefern Berger and Ben & Jerry's. I hate my life.
• 3:54 PM PT: Also, I do know how to spell Scharffen Berger. I blame the croissants. #firstworldproblems
• 4:54 PM PT: For extra credit, this is across the street from us. I smell architectural photography time! http://ping.fm/pK7zm
• 8:53 PM PT: Michelin-starred sushi a two-block walk from here? This is rapidly getting ridiculous.
• 11:16 PM PT: You heard it here first: tonight's Thai food was sub-par. I can get better in Huntsville.
• 11:19 PM PT: Also, universe: 4 of the people I love most are heading to SF today. Plz advise travel gods not to bone them, or I'll be seriously annoyed.
• 11:46 PM PT: @crazybutable I was disappointed by the Thai restaurant, but it means I'm keeping some objectivity, which is good.