Since I'm looking to take a bit of a posting hiatus for a day or two, here's some vicarious enjoyment for you: the search strings people used to (unwittingly) find domesticat.net.

People really should learn to put their search strings in quotes. Otherwise they're going to keep finding innocuous pages like mine…

• cheese food
• how to get rid of cats
• jokes about forty year olds
• term for purses for men
• alabama naps kindergarten
• are you sick of it all
• black flakes in clothes washer water
• chat rooms for people that have to deal with the neighbor from
• daguerrotypes and dead
• free gothic web design
• heinlein and redheads
• her flexibility
• i'm married and on the pill we don't want children
• i'm the short one
• naked hockey players
• shoulders are freckled
• what is the duration of the piece 'beds are burning' by midnigh