Hairstylist: "Hrm. You have a lot of hair. I think we're going to need a stronger ponytail holder than this one." More pictures are forthcoming, but I have a photo that I will terrify those of you who know me well. Who is this and what did she do with the real Amy?

This took an industrial-strength ponytail holder (much to Suzan's infinite amusement), a lot of hairspray, and an as-yet-unknown number of bobby pins. (Uh. Yeah. You know it's gonna be bad when the hairstylist brings out a fresh box of pins.) So here's your challenge. Make your best guess. Knowing the extreme thickness of my hair, leave your guess in a comment attached to this post: how many bobby pins did it take to make this hairstyle happen? Winner gets...something. I don't know. I'll make up something, but I promise not to send you a jewelry box full of cat fur. (...and no, Suzan and I currently don't know the number. I lost track. We'll find out when we take my hair down tonight.)