I present Edmund's nonverbal, but very clear, instructions to Jeff:
First, my chin, please. by domesticat.
Now my neck, please... by domesticat.
Now scratch other places.
Now scratch my butt. by domesticat.
There. He clearly feels better. Glad we could help, Edmund.
(Alternate title: "How To Train Your Human")
Hey Edmund, you forgot a step in the beginning: Step 1, sit on human.
Obviously Jeff is a quick learner.
Edmund is also verrrry persistent. He wanted his face and cheeks rubbed for long enough that I shot several photos with my cell phone, then had time to reach over, grab the camera, and shoot again.