Yes, once again, it's time for referral madness…time to take a deep look at the dregs of the web stats to find out just how you sick pervs are finding domesticat.net.

Winners for the month of May are:

• aspiring porn (it isn't actually porn—it just aspires to be porn.)
• bbc clinton speech hay (erm, okay, whatever.)
• bodice rippers covers (I think I should avoid posing for one.)
• bourbon street boobs (at one time, my boobs did visit bourbon street. met a lot of their relatives. they were all, fortunately, clothed.)
• cats collarbones (somehow I don't think Edmund will be selling his anytime soon)
• college underwear party picture (I missed out on most good college parties, and I think this one was no exception)
• color women with pertty toes (This is one guy—a foot fetishist, I suspect—who shows up here about once a month and does a lot of searches. He needs to get a life, I think.)
• do plants respond to pop music (They prefer techno.)
• find scary things in arkansas (Takes about two seconds.)
• girls beat the guys (Only when they ask.)
• haircut day pictures (Yeah, so I cut my hair.)
• hockey underwear pictures (Preposterous, but now that I think about it, I can think of a couple of hockey players I wouldn't mind seeing naked. Or nearly so.)
• honey do list (Jeff actually doesn't have one right now.)
• index of/ *ass.jpg (Foiled another pr0n searcher!)
• indy 500 chicks (Pay us money and we'll show up.)
• italian mafia (Only if redheaded southerners count!)
• i'm wearing heels (Actually, no, I'm wearing just socks right now.)
• image of a generic beer (*beer*—there ya go.)
• lawn thistle (I hated them, until Jess eradicated them.)
• lovingfelines (..and they are, every night, all 26 pounds of 'em.)
• painful sick porn pictures (Yet another in the 'shouldn't you be working?' list…)
• picture of someone dressed as their cat (Dammit, I've been discovered.)
• pictures guys playing twister (Got plenty of those!)
• pictures of strep throat (ewwww. White spots, swollen, what more do you need to know?)
• pictures of what tenzing did in the summer (Slept. Ate. Cuddled. Pestered me. Tested the litterbox. Asserted his authority. Etc.)
• pregnant preteen pictures (Can we say, 'very small subgenre of pr0n?' I think we can…)
• preteen webcam (Like their parents would let them.)
• radio show vibrator defective (I certainly wouldn't admit it if I'd gotten a vibrator from a radio show.)
• rude jokes about forty year olds (I'm baffled as to what I should say to this one.)
• sonic adventures walkthrough (Yes, I AM a sonic adventure.)
• sunning yourself naked (I don't. Rest easy, readers.)
• three men in a boat number of the beast (My guess is that the number is "three.")
• ugly house pictures (Yes, but it looks better now.)
• www.andy and heather.com (I believe I should be expecting a confession from a friend or two of mine right about now…)

You people are weird. In a month's time, this page will receive more hits than just about any other; the same with all of my other referral madness pages.