Sick. You're all sick.

Since I'm looking to take a bit of a posting hiatus for a day or two, here's some vicarious enjoyment for you: the search strings people used to (unwittingly) find domesticat.net.

People really should learn to put their search strings in quotes. Otherwise they're going to keep finding innocuous pages like mine…

  • cheese food
  • how to get rid of cats
  • jokes about forty year olds
  • term for purses for men
  • alabama naps kindergarten
  • are you sick of it all
  • black flakes in clothes washer water
  • chat rooms for people that have to deal with the neighbor from
  • daguerrotypes and dead
  • free gothic web design
  • heinlein and redheads
  • her flexibility
  • i'm married and on the pill we don't want children
  • i'm the short one
  • naked hockey players
  • shoulders are freckled
  • what is the duration of the piece 'beds are burning' by midnigh

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Anonymous's picture

"how to get rid of cats" Too funny-this is how I found your site! There is a cat that is NOT at all nice..hisses at me all the time, ,in MY yard! I think it's the neighbor's cat but I'm not sure. It also rips open our garbage every night. BAD CAT! I am going to get rid of it and soon-just not sure how yet! :) Great site, by the way!
gfmorris's picture

Give them to Amy. "Edmund would eat the kitty".

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