Recently overheard by the dust bunnies in the computer room:

So, as evidenced by our lack of planning, we've both managed to forget our anniversary—again. He'll be at home. I'll be coming back from Atlanta.

Yes, since the ovaries are plainly not being used, I'll be marking them "Return To Sender" shortly. I should probably send them to some woman who could actually use them. They're certainly gathering dust here.

I guess we should book a table for two … or something. Good to know nobody's getting worked up about this.

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