We're not Jenny. Don't call.

Hi. Is your phone number (678) 521-2061? Are you the non-English-speaker who called our house incessantly until midnight last night?

When I say incessantly, I mean it. There were spurts of time in which whoever owned this number would call us literally every fifteen seconds. Jeff answered the first time it rang, and hung up after not being able to make himself understood…

…but you think they'd figure out they had a wrong number after calling and reaching our answering machine three separate times. Wrong voice, wrong language, possible wrong bloody number perhaps?

Jeff finally started just clicking the 'on' and 'off' buttons to immediately hang up the phone each time it rang and the caller ID showed it was these charmers again. It cut each call down from three rings to one.