Christmas, twenty years ago. Events stay the same. It's we that change.

I am, however, required to notify you all that due to circumstances beyond our control, Chris and I are sponsoring a new holiday this year. Say hello to Christmas 2: Electric Bugaloo.

January 1. Mark your calendar. For everyone who has a crappy Christmas, can't go home, had to go home, or just didn't have the holiday you wanted...January 1 is your day.

Drink what you want. (Southern Comfort is an unofficial sponsor of our celebration.)

Wear what you want. (Cat pajamas and giant Sylvester slippers.)

Only celebrate it with people you like.

For now, headed to Ye Olde Ancestral Abode for celebration of Christmas 1. I may have to wear the cat pants just as advertisement for C2:EB.