• 1:16 AM CT: Hint, if American Airlines calls at one a.m., the news isn't good. Rebooked to 8am flight. Pissed. Sleepy.
• 1:37 AM CT: Edmund attempts to show love and solidarity by licking my eyelid. This is going to be one of THOSE trips, innit?
• 2:18 AM CT: "Mom, Edmund beat me up and took my lunch money. Cuddle me?" - Tenzing, just now.
• 3:00 AM CT: @gfmorris I'm up b/c of airline stupidity. I expect an equally good reason out of you, sir!
• 6:46 AM CT: Am on earlier flight than AA told me. Am panting, waiting at security line after running.
• 7:04 AM CT: Am now on AA 1599 departing 705 CT.
• 9:04 AM CT: Hello from Dallas. I assume I have a connecting flight -- somewhere.
• 9:40 AM CT: Final answer: I'm on AA 545, arr Sea/Tac ... someday. As apology for the fuckups, I fly 1st class from DFW->SEA.
• 9:54 AM CT: @joshjanus The upgrade is why I'm not spitting angry right now.
• 10:20 AM CT: Sotto to person ahead of me: don't bitch when "people don't speak goddamned English." This is Texas, numbnuts.
• 10:24 AM CT: Hey, if I lie on the floor and scream, do I get Cheetos too? That looks like fun...
• 11:09 AM CT: @gfmorris What?! (No tv access)
• 11:19 AM CT: I'm in barcalounger 2F to Seattle. Plushy!
• 11:51 AM CT: "We're having an issue with the auxiliary power. Obviously, this is problematic if we want to actually fly." - pilot
• 11:55 AM CT: @gfmorris Thank you, my seatmate just laughed at me b/c I nearly spewed my water snickering!
• 11:56 AM CT: @adamrg Roger that. Big red button. No pushie. Even if it begs me.
• 11:59 AM CT: @gfmorris NASA Airlines - Cost, flight time, and accurate destination - pick any two!
• 12:01 PM CT: @gfmorris I hereby release that joke under creative commons.
• 12:13 PM CT: What's the line between 'delayed' and 'we suck,' again? I forget.
• 12:25 PM CT: Finally about to leave the gate 50 min late.
• 02:33 PM PT: Attn Sea/Tac: DUCK. I'm here!
• 04:58 PM PT: Beer. Thai pizza. *burp* Check. Damn. This vacation thing is good.

This is a delayed repost of my posts to twitter.com. Typically, my tweets are private, but since I'm documenting my Washington trip, I'm posting my tweets here. (I am domesticat on Twitter.)