Are you looking for a secret encounter?
It’s just criminal, these days - a girl can’t even settle in to write a good chunk of PHP without being asked if she wants to have an affair. Whatever is the world coming to? How will I ever manage to get this silly alphabetizing function to work properly?
Today’s winner is Yahoo account jon4hotfunn, whose profile (or complete and utter lack of it) can be found here - perhaps we should all say hello?
| jon4hotfunn: | hi |
| me: | So much fun your username requires an extra ‘n’? |
| jon4hotfunn: | LOL |
| jon4hotfunn: | Are you looking for a secret encounter? |
| me: | Secret encounter? |
| jon4hotfunn: | affair? |
| me: | …and if I were, why would I want to choose you? |
| jon4hotfunn: |  you would descriptionplease |
| me: | “descriptionplease”? |
| me: | Is this bedside manner, or am I supposed to be turned on, or what? |
| jon4hotfunn: | description please |
| me: | I seem to have all the correct appendages… |
| jon4hotfunn: | lol |
| me: | So what is it, exactly, that you’re wanting? |
| jon4hotfunn: | w lady a lady |
| me: | That’s not very specific. |
| jon4hotfunn: | describe yourself |
| me: | Female, the last time I checked. So, since you said “affair,” should I assume you’re married? |
| jon4hotfunn: | |
| me: | In other words, yes. So…married person, probably at work, sniffing around to try to find a way to make life a little more exciting? |
| me: | C’mon, do tell. Inquiring minds want to know. |
| jon4hotfunn: | you ask too many questions and dont answer any bye |
| me: | Check domesticat.net in a few minutes. You’ll be the post of the day. Thanks! |
| jon4hotfunn: | Huh? |
Back to writing code, I guess….though someone really should give this guy a critique on his pickup method. Might just have to do that myself…
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