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Gimme "connical" form, baby!
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome to yahoo user cchodges, who was looking for a little fun on Valentine’s Day and found … me. His profile, I might add, is listed as an “adult” profile. I submit the following transcript as evidence to the contrary:
| Session Start (domesticat01:cchodges): Mon Feb 14 21:14:01 2005 | |
| cchodges: | Sugar, you feeling playful |
| cchodges: | Sugar, you feeling playful |
| me: | Why? |
| cchodges: | Im ready |
| cchodges: | you |
| me: | Oh? |
| cchodges: | oh, i see your being coy |
| me: | Really? |
| cchodges: | yea |
| me: | Wasn’t aware. |
| cchodges: | you should be baby |
| cchodges: | WELL |
| me: | What, am I supposed to tapdance? |
| cchodges: | lapdance might not be bad, but start tapping |
| me: | It strikes me as somewhat difficult to force letters into the form of a lap dance. |
| cchodges: | you just gota be creative sweetie |
| me: | Apparently. But why should I? |
| cchodges: | to see if you could |
| me: | That implies I don’t already know the answer. |
| cchodges: | not at all lusty lady |
| me: | Oh? |
| me: | I’m curious - what gives you this knowledge of me? |
| me: | No explanation? |
| cchodges: | only if you want one darlin |
| me: | Oh, this should be interesting. |
| cchodges: | okkie dokkie |
| cchodges: | what you want explained |
| cchodges: | and do you want it in connical form |
| cchodges: | |
| cchodges: | ok, I’ll give a couple of secs, while I get a drink |
| me: | ‘connical’? |
| cchodges: | opps, sorry dolly, your not a math person |
| me: | Actually, I am, but I’m also a literature person, which leads me to *suspect* you meant ‘conical’ |
| cchodges: | connnical is simplest form darlin |
| me: | Or, you could’ve meant ‘canonical,’ which implies something else entirely. |
| cchodges: | no not the hat baby |
| me: | Well, which one was it? |
| me: | I’m curious to hear if there’s a third similarly-spelled word that you might’ve meant… |
| me: | Still waiting… |
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
*lapdance*
Was it good for you? I hope so, because my ass is tired.
“Connical.”
*snicker*
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