Gimme "connical" form, baby!

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Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome to yahoo user cchodges, who was looking for a little fun on Valentine's Day and found … me. His profile, I might add, is listed as an "adult" profile. I submit the following transcript as evidence to the contrary:

Session Start (domesticat01:cchodges): Mon Feb 14 21:14:01 2005
cchodges: Sugar, you feeling playful
cchodges: Sugar, you feeling playful
me: Why?
cchodges: Im ready
cchodges: you
me: Oh?
cchodges: oh, i see your being coy
me: Really?
cchodges: yea
me: Wasn't aware.
cchodges: you should be baby
cchodges: WELL
me: What, am I supposed to tapdance?
cchodges: lapdance might not be bad, but start tapping
me: It strikes me as somewhat difficult to force letters into the form of a lap dance.
cchodges: you just gota be creative sweetie
me: Apparently. But why should I?
cchodges: to see if you could
me: That implies I don't already know the answer.
cchodges: not at all lusty lady
me: Oh?
me: I'm curious - what gives you this knowledge of me?
me: No explanation?
cchodges: only if you want one darlin
me: Oh, this should be interesting.
cchodges: okkie dokkie
cchodges: what you want explained
cchodges: and do you want it in connical form
cchodges:
cchodges: ok, I'll give a couple of secs, while I get a drink
me: 'connical'?
cchodges: opps, sorry dolly, your not a math person
me: Actually, I am, but I'm also a literature person, which leads me to *suspect* you meant 'conical'
cchodges: connnical is simplest form darlin
me: Or, you could've meant 'canonical,' which implies something else entirely.
cchodges: no not the hat baby
me: Well, which one was it?
me: I'm curious to hear if there's a third similarly-spelled word that you might've meant…
me: Still waiting…

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

*lapdance*

Was it good for you? I hope so, because my ass is tired.

"Connical."

*snicker*

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*dies* so bad... soo so bad...

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