accents

(Part 1 may be found here.) It’s taken for granted that nobody living in Huntsville is actually from Huntsville (Kat being our resident exception). There is no single ‘Huntsville accent,’ just a variously-lilting amalgamation of the various Southern accents of the engineers who have found their way to this town. But the lack of a specific accent does not imply a lack of commonality in the way the locals speak; go far enough away from standard ‘Southern’ and the questions begin to pop up:

As some random Southerner has undoubtedly said in some overblown novel, “Ah don’ thank they’s from ‘roun heah.”

Sometimes I love my accent like I love having a hole in my head. I've noticed that on trips yankeeward, at least one person will say the dreaded phrase:

"You have a southern accent! How cute!"

"Why…thank you." (Of course, in the way I speak, that comes out more like "Whaaaah, thaink yew." This is the point where I start to cringe.)

"Say something!"

 "What?"

 "Anything!"

Groan. Ok, time to don my best educated-Arkansas accent. "I hate being asked to do this?"

"How CUTE!"

…and you realize that you could have called their mother a three-eyed spawn of Satan and they wouldn't have heard a word you said. They just want to hear a 'Southern drawl.'