earthquake

News agencies (and my husband) are reporting that a 4.9 earthquake delicately nibbled at the toes of northeast Alabama just before four a.m. local time. Initial reports from news agencies contained the phrase “seismic event,” prompting many sleepy Alabama residents to call 911 to inform the local police “There weren’t no size-mic event - would you please tell my neighbor to quit playing with those damn explosives he stole from work last week? If he don’t stop I’m gonna shoot his redneck ass.”