surrealism

Lumbar Support Boy doesn’t know it, but he was lucky to make it to Phoenix. It took two and a half hours of him attempting to pummel his feet into my lower back before I rose over the back of my seat to growl at him, but I think his mother got the point rather quickly.Take your child’s feet from out of my back or I will make a scene. Oh, and have a lovely trip, wherever you’re going, eh? Don’t make me ritually sacrifice your kid at cruising altitude or you’ll find out just how deadly knitting needles are when they’re wielded with malice aforethought.