So, I run my logs for the first time in a few months. Scary. Someone's actually reading this drivel!

What's even scarier is how they're finding this site. Here are some choice tidbits gleaned from my logs…to show you how some people have stumbled across domesticat.net:

1. hugging porcelain pictures (just don't break them)
2. zero landscaping (which is how much I've gotten done)
3. nice preteen pictures (???)
4. jpg index heather parent directory -porn ('fess up, Heather!)
5. pictures of geeks studying site:www.domesticat.net (at least someone studies)
6. octopus tattoo (ah, yes, Ellie's tattoo)
7. dirty underwear pictures (???)
8. stripteaseimages (oh, must be a geekfest picture)
9. preteen underwear pictures (???)
10. index of slut.jpg (a picture of Edmund I named catslut.jpg)
11. didnt go to a gynecologist (are they looking for reassurance?)
12. stylist buzzed my neck (yep, when I got a haircut, she did)
13. dogpile party picture (geekfests are so incriminating)
14. redheads of the net (shall I primp?)
15. picture kitty licking (yes, the catz wash themselves)
16. nasty toes (they're small, but they're not nasty!)
17. funny nixon pictures (picture of Andy clowning in New Orleans)
18. vomit smell in car (???)
19. sex and human condition (???)
20. pictures of what girls wore at the beetle concerts ???
21. kitchen toweling from canada ???
22. webcam scrubbing (does it need a bath?)
23. chloraseptic proof (don't tell me someone's drinking the stuff..)
24. white spots at the back of my throat (yep—a sign of strep throat)
25. trash and biodegradability (domesticat recycles)
26. picture of girls at a party getting drunk (we are so busted.)
27. reality shock experienced by most new nurse graduates in the first six months of employment after graduation
    (This one just takes the cake. I have NO explanation for this one whatsoever.)

The ones for geek-chick are worse.