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    <title>Colorado #2:  cheesegasm</title>
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    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>"The house was different without you here.  At night, the only sounds were the sounds of the house settling.  It was kinda spooky."</p>
<p>"Got used to my late-night noises, hmm?"</p>
<p>"Yeah.  A bit of music, and the taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap of keys.  Wasn't quite the same without them."</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>"The house was different without you here.  At night, the only sounds were the sounds of the house settling.  It was kinda spooky."<br /><br />"Got used to my late-night noises, hmm?"<br /><br />"Yeah.  A bit of music, and the taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap of keys.  Wasn't quite the same without them."<br /><br /> - Jeff</p></blockquote>
<p>The cold seared my lungs as I locked and shut the passenger door.  Impatient at my slowness, Chris grabbed my hand and pulled me behind him as we ran toward Wal-Mart.  He shrieked at the cold and wrapped arms around me ("You're warm!"), all but carrying me as we ran, dragging me as I tried to keep up with his longer steps.My friend is taller than me.  At 5'1&frac12;" inches tall, virtually everyone is taller than me.</p>
<p>Inside brought us from full-tilt to full-stop, stripping off coats and gloves and mittens as the warmer air calmed the fire in our lungs.</p>
<p>"We'll need a basket.  No, not one of those.  A cart."</p>
<p>The metal cart was cold to the touch as we went through the aisles, picking up ingredients for salsa, cheese dip, and hamburger vegetable soup.</p>
<p>* * * * *</p>
<p>"I don't suppose you've ever had this?"  I handed him the can of Ro-Tel and explained it to him.  "This is half of what you need for the quintessential Southern college-student cheese dip.  A package of velveeta cheese, a can of Ro-Tel.  Cube the cheese, add in the Ro-Tel, nuke until melted, stir, and eat with lots of chips."</p>
<p>"Never heard of it."</p>
<p>"You can do this."</p>
<p>"Well, we've already got salsa."</p>
<p>"Let's do it anyway."  I added the velveeta and the Ro-Tel to the cart.</p>
<p>We bought drinks and snacks and makings for actual meals, then went adventuring on the opposite side of the store for a measuring cup.  Cooking for a houseful of bachelors can be interesting when you have to use the palm of your hand to guess at half- and quarter-teaspoon measurements, and the closest item to a measuring cup is the coffee cup hopefully proffered by the shorthaired roommate.</p>
<p>He protested.  The measuring cup cost less than two dollars.  I ignored him.  I'm good at that.</p>
<p>* * * * *</p>
<p>He dipped a chip into the hot cheese dip and crunched it between his teeth.  Chris is never the easiest person to read, but even I could translate that expression:  the rolled eyes, the half-smile.</p>
<p>"Cheesegasm."</p>
<p>"...and this is a recipe that <em>you</em> can make."</p>
<p>"Oh yeah.  I think I'll be making more of this after you leave."</p>
<p>"Then I've done my job."</p>
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