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    <title>Gimme &quot;connical&quot; form, baby!</title>
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    <published>2005-02-21T22:53:02+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-06-09T23:11:39+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
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    <category term="IM transcripts" />
    <category term="stupidity" />
    <category term="trolls" />
    <category term="valentine&#039;s day" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome to yahoo user <a href="http://profiles.yahoo.com/cchodges">cchodges</a>, who was looking for a little fun on Valentine's Day and found &hellip; me.  His profile, I might add, is listed as an "adult" profile.  I submit the following transcript as evidence to the contrary:</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome to yahoo user <a href="http://profiles.yahoo.com/cchodges">cchodges</a>, who was looking for a little fun on Valentine's Day and found &hellip; me.  His profile, I might add, is listed as an "adult" profile.  I submit the following transcript as evidence to the contrary:</p>
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<td align="left" colspan="2"><em>Session Start (domesticat01:cchodges): Mon Feb 14 21:14:01 2005</em></td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Sugar, you feeling playful</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Sugar, you feeling playful</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Why?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Im ready</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">you</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Oh?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">oh, i see your being coy</td></tr>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Really?</td></tr>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">yea</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Wasn't aware.</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">you should be baby</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">WELL</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">What, am I supposed to tapdance?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">lapdance might not be bad, but start tapping</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">It strikes me as somewhat difficult to force letters into the form of a lap dance.</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">you just gota be creative sweetie</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Apparently.  But why should I?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">to see if you could</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">That implies I don't already know the answer.</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">not at all lusty lady</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Oh?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">I'm curious - what gives you this knowledge of me?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">No explanation?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">only if you want one darlin</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Oh, this should be interesting.</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">okkie dokkie</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">what you want explained</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">and do you want it in connical form</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left"><ding></ding></td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">ok, I'll give a couple of secs, while I get a drink</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">'connical'?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">opps, sorry dolly, your not a math person</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Actually, I am, but I'm also a literature person, which leads me to *suspect* you meant 'conical'</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">connnical is simplest form darlin</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Or, you could've meant 'canonical,' which implies something else entirely.</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>cchodges: </strong></td>
<td align="left">no not the hat baby</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Well, which one was it?</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">I'm curious to hear if there's a third similarly-spelled word that you might've meant&hellip;</td>
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<td align="right"><strong>me: </strong></td>
<td align="left">Still waiting&hellip;</td>
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<p><em>*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*<br /><br />
*lapdance*</em></p>
<p>Was it good for you?  I hope so, because my ass is tired.</p>
<p>"Connical."</p>
<p><em>*snicker*</em></p>
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