Are you looking for a secret encounter?
Posted November 20th, 2002 : domesticat
It's just criminal, these days - a girl can't even settle in to write a good chunk of PHP without being asked if she wants to have an affair. Whatever is the world coming to? How will I ever manage to get this silly alphabetizing function to work properly?
Today's winner is Yahoo account jon4hotfunn, whose profile (or complete and utter lack of it) can be found here - perhaps we should all say hello?
| jon4hotfunn: | hi |
| me: | So much fun your username requires an extra 'n'? |
| jon4hotfunn: | LOL |
| jon4hotfunn: | Are you looking for a secret encounter? |
| me: | Secret encounter? |
| jon4hotfunn: | affair? |
| me: | ...and if I were, why would I want to choose you? |
| jon4hotfunn: |  you would descriptionplease |
| me: | "descriptionplease"? |
| me: | Is this bedside manner, or am I supposed to be turned on, or what? |
| jon4hotfunn: | description please |
| me: | I seem to have all the correct appendages... |
| jon4hotfunn: | lol |
| me: | So what is it, exactly, that you're wanting? |
| jon4hotfunn: | w lady a lady |
| me: | That's not very specific. |
| jon4hotfunn: | describe yourself |
| me: | Female, the last time I checked. So, since you said "affair," should I assume you're married? |
| jon4hotfunn: | |
| me: | In other words, yes. So...married person, probably at work, sniffing around to try to find a way to make life a little more exciting? |
| me: | C'mon, do tell. Inquiring minds want to know. |
| jon4hotfunn: | you ask too many questions and dont answer any bye |
| me: | Check domesticat.net in a few minutes. You'll be the post of the day. Thanks! |
| jon4hotfunn: | Huh? |
Back to writing code, I guess....though someone really should give this guy a critique on his pickup method. Might just have to do that myself...
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It would go past his pointy little head.
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I want one of these guys to end up posting a comment on here.
jon4hotfunn: "you suck"
sean: *hands jon a flame suit*
"enjoy"
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"The Alabama Secret Encounter" (R) 11:00 PM, Cinemax.
Young, married woman from Huntsville has virtual affair with anonymous man. She meets him at local Dairy Queen to discover he's really TV's Emmanuel Lewis. Hilarity ensues.
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Damn DirecTV Guide ... I had that on CMDY.
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Gotta love it when people use the "talk back to me" link:
From: Darkangel0071 @ aol.com
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 17:47:28 EST
Subject: Are you looking for a secret encounter?
To: comments @ domesticat.net
Hi how are u
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:51:55 -0600
From: "AQ : domesticat"
To: "Darkangel0071 @ aol.com"
Subject: Re: Are you looking for a secret encounter?
I'll stick with my stock response: attempting to grow a third arm to alleviate the tedium.
Why do you ask?
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From: Darkangel0071 @ aol.com
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 17:52:45 EST
Subject: Re: Are you looking for a secret encounter?
To: comments @ domesticat.net
can i have a pic of u
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:55:40 -0600
From: "AQ : domesticat"
To: "Darkangel0071 @ aol.com"
Subject: Re: Are you looking for a secret encounter?
No. I reserve those for people who email me using complete sentences.
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It has to be the nail polish attracting these fools ...
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You could always just start including a style guide when talking to these folks. "u does not mean You". Please try to use whole words. Whole sentences will follow as a matter of course. Soon, we will be able to discuss matters of grammar.
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Been a long time since I had Yahoo Messenger up and running. In my case I was looking to meet people. But not for quick hook-ups. My profile made that very clear. There profiles were almost always blank and far too many of them were wanting to be unfaithful to a spouse. I originally created my website as a way to properly introduce myself to someone interesting that I might meet online.
Sorry to hear the creeps are still there. Guess they always will be.
Best regards,
Richard
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Seriously, Amy - I'm almost jealous at the sheer quantity of guys looking for a little "action" in your neck of the woods. Its enough to make a girl want to move to the South....
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