domesticat.net Much ado about the usual nothing. http://domesticat.net/node/745/atom/feed 2008-06-10T00:12:34+00:00 Are you looking for a secret encounter? http://domesticat.net/2002/11/are-you-looking-secret-encounter 2002-11-20T18:28:11+00:00 2008-06-10T00:12:34+00:00 domesticat It's just criminal, these days - a girl can't even settle in to write a good chunk of PHP without being asked if she wants to have an affair. Whatever is the world coming to? How will I ever manage to get this silly alphabetizing function to work properly?

Today's winner is Yahoo account jon4hotfunn, whose profile (or complete and utter lack of it) can be found here - perhaps we should all say hello?

]]> It's just criminal, these days - a girl can't even settle in to write a good chunk of PHP without being asked if she wants to have an affair. Whatever is the world coming to? How will I ever manage to get this silly alphabetizing function to work properly?

Today's winner is Yahoo account jon4hotfunn, whose profile (or complete and utter lack of it) can be found here - perhaps we should all say hello?

jon4hotfunn: hi
me: So much fun your username requires an extra 'n'?
jon4hotfunn: LOL
jon4hotfunn: Are you looking for a secret encounter?
me: Secret encounter?
jon4hotfunn: affair?
me: ...and if I were, why would I want to choose you?
jon4hotfunn: Smiling
you would
descriptionplease
me: "descriptionplease"?
me: Is this bedside manner, or am I supposed to be turned on, or what?
jon4hotfunn: description please
me: I seem to have all the correct appendages...
jon4hotfunn: lol
me: So what is it, exactly, that you're wanting?
jon4hotfunn: w lady
a lady
me: That's not very specific.
jon4hotfunn: describe yourself
me: Female, the last time I checked.
So, since you said "affair," should I assume you're married?
jon4hotfunn: Smiling
me: In other words, yes.
So...married person, probably at work, sniffing around to try to find a way to make life a little more exciting?
me: C'mon, do tell. Inquiring minds want to know.
jon4hotfunn: you ask too many questions and dont answer any
bye
me: Check domesticat.net in a few minutes. You'll be the post of the day. Thanks!
jon4hotfunn: Huh?

Back to writing code, I guess....though someone really should give this guy a critique on his pickup method. Might just have to do that myself...

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