drugs

Well, after a thoroughly harrowing and frustrating day, I believe I am now prepared to offer some silly and thoroughly obvious conclusions about my day:

1. My finger is not broken.
2. Kitties on tranquilizers are funny.
3. I still hate eye exams.
4. Bifocal lenses are spendy.

So, let’s skip all the boring stuff and go right to what you want to hear about. You know it, baby—more about the “I got up to get some ice cream and all I got was this jammed finger” story.

You know what’s really bizarre? My left middle finger has swollen up enough so that it’s actually larger around than my thumb. It’s fascinating, in a bizarrely morbid sort of way. It’s bruising around the joint a bit, and I have about 25% of normal range-of-motion. But you know what the weirdest thing of all is?

(Of course you don’t; that’s why you read domesticat. That, and because reading my words makes you feel so utterly normal.)