sexuality

Unfortunately, these are not direct quotes. My sleep meds are kicking in (i.e., very tired Amy right now), and this conversation happened this past weekend. But they’re close enough, and you get the idea.

Jeff rightfully pointed out that porn, while supposedly the seedy underbelly (there’s a bad pun in there somewhere, I just know it) of this interweb thingy, is also quite possibly one of the most [only?] profitable sectors.

We were driving back from Rick’s on one of those zero-traffic nights where the space between your friend’s house and your own gives you more time to converse than is probably good for you. We’d spent part of the night’s socialization talking about various spam-stopping methods, which of course led to the discussions of the worst/most disturbing spams we’ve each received.

Granted, I have a nice little antispam program that munges any and all HTML in emails it thinks are spam; therefore, I can open such spams as catch my eye and look at them without worry of being tracked, logged, bugged, spied upon, or just generally bothered.

Wow! Gentle readers, we have yet another winner in the “pester me once and I’ll ignore you, pester me twice, and I post your words on my website and my friends make ruthless fun of you” category known as “stupid IM transcripts.” That and, quite frankly, it’s a Monday, and as we all know, at least 90% of all funny jokes are not funny on Mondays.

Thus, we do what we must to make the Monday bearable.

Enough of the yapping, let’s get jiggy with the transcripts. First up is a conversation from December 19 that I’d since managed to forget. Today’s winner is the yahoo user commercialparts; perhaps some of y’all should consider giving this hard-workin’ man a shout-out?