We would like to extend a very belated welcome to Miss Elizabeth Jordan, the true subject of the June 5 entry "You've got me. I'm listening.". She made her entrance on the evening of June 17th, weighing in at a whopping 9 pounds 10 ounces.

It's about damn time you got here, girl. We've been calling your daddy about you all week! (Of course, it would have helped immensely if someone's father *ahem* hadn't forgotten his cell phone, which most of us have been tastefully bombarding with "Where's The Kid" messages all week. Like bloodhounds, we are.) :)

We will be counting the days until 2033, when Elizabeth turns 30 and is finally allowed to date. In the meantime, we promise to teach her how to dye her hair blue and how to wear studded leather for the most parental shock value.

Jody, you're so owned. Congratulations.