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  <entry>
    <title>...and in Prairie View, they march</title>
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    <published>2008-02-20T15:51:48+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-02-20T15:51:48+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="election" />
    <category term="politics" />
    <category term="voting" />
    <category term="youth" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Seen on <a href="http://www.burntorangereport.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5040">this article at the Burnt Orange Report</a>:</p>

<blockquote>1000 students, along with an additional 1000 friends and supporters, are this morning [Tuesday, Feb 19] walking the 7.3 miles between Prairie View and Hempstead in order to vote today.</blockquote>

<p>Or see yesterday's aerial shots <a href="http://media.myfoxhouston.com/news/2008-02-19/pvamuvote/index.html">of them walking</a>. </p>

<p>Larger article in <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/politics/5552259.html">the Houston Chronicle</a> here.</p>    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Seen on <a href="http://www.burntorangereport.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5040">this article at the Burnt Orange Report</a>:</p>

<blockquote>1000 students, along with an additional 1000 friends and supporters, are this morning [Tuesday, Feb 19] walking the 7.3 miles between Prairie View and Hempstead in order to vote today.</blockquote>

<p>Or see yesterday's aerial shots <a href="http://media.myfoxhouston.com/news/2008-02-19/pvamuvote/index.html">of them walking</a>. </p>

<p>Larger article in <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/politics/5552259.html">the Houston Chronicle</a> here.</p>

<p>I don't know the history here, but this is what I see:  the decision not just to speak, but to <em>act.</em>  To quote a Farkism:</p>

<p>THIS.</p>

<p>To quote from Ana Marie Cox's election blog, <a href="http://time-blog.com/swampland/">Swampland</a>, Texas' "<a href="http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/02/the_texas_primacusuh_caucary.html">Caucary/Primacus</a>" is about to get really interesting.  Have I mentioned how glad I am that Jeff got the old laptop fixed so that I could be productive on the couch while keeping up with primary coverage?</p>    ]]></content>
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  <entry>
    <title>Tuesday night pity party</title>
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    <published>2004-11-02T04:46:24+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-02-09T19:56:46+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="elections" />
    <category term="politics" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>As a country, we appear to have learned absolutely nothing from the d&eacute;b&acirc;cle that was the 2000 presidential election.  As a group of friends, we <em>have</em> learned something.  Never again will any of us be na&iuml;ve enough to say the following:</p>
<blockquote><p>"You know, we should just drink until the election's decided."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It had, after all, been Kat's 21st birthday, and this wackiness in Florida had been getting funnier by the daiquiri, and by mid-evening we were plenty toasty and the election showed no sign of making a graceful stage-right exit from our televisions.</p>
<p>Eventually we got everyone sober enough to go home, and we watched with horror as we realized that if we'd stuck to our guns, we would have gone on a month-long bender of historic proportions.</p>
<p>Fast-forward four years.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>As a country, we appear to have learned absolutely nothing from the d&eacute;b&acirc;cle that was the 2000 presidential election.  As a group of friends, we <em>have</em> learned something.  Never again will any of us be na&iuml;ve enough to say the following:</p>
<blockquote><p>"You know, we should just drink until the election's decided."</p></blockquote>
<p>It had, after all, been Kat's 21st birthday, and this wackiness in Florida had been getting funnier by the daiquiri, and by mid-evening we were plenty toasty and the election showed no sign of making a graceful stage-right exit from our televisions.</p>
<p>Eventually we got everyone sober enough to go home, and we watched with horror as we realized that if we'd stuck to our guns, we would have gone on a month-long bender of historic proportions.</p>
<p>Fast-forward four years.</p>
<p>Tomorrow night at Stephen and Misty's, we'll commemorate the probable beginning of the recount with geek-style socialization.  The locals are expected to bring the following:</p>
<ul>
<li>dinner</li>
<li>pajamas</li>
<li>laptops</li>
<li>booze</li>
</ul>
<p>I wish I could sit here in my chair, reflect on thoughts of the gathering, and say that we're going to be celebrating.  The truth is that even though we'll have people in attendance who will have voted for Bush, Kerry, and Nader, none of us will be celebrating anything but our own cynicism.  We've made jokes about bringing Canadian booze and giving bonus points to anyone who can sing the Canadian national anthem in French while swilling Canadian booze and standing up straight in hockey skates.</p>
<p>Tomorrow, in the race that my husband has started describing as "the wrong choice versus the stupid choice," I'll cast my vote for John Kerry even though, in the end, I know that vote is meaningless.  Bush will carry Alabama, and carry it decisively, and nothing short of a signed videotape showing Bush <em>personally</em> burning down a church full of disabled war veterans holding cute fluffy bunnies will change that.</p>
<p>Take away the bunnies, and Alabama will <em>still</em> go for Bush.  Now <em>that's</em> conservatism.</p>
<p>Still, you gotta vote your conscience.  (You in the back who just asked, "She has one?"  I <em>heard</em> that, you little pest.)</p>
<p>If I'm lucky, when I feed my ballot into the machine tomorrow morning, a little light will go on and little elves will start tapdancing and chanting "Liberal!  Liberal!" just so the other suburbia-dwellers will know that their haven has been infiltrated.</p>
<p>Either way, I think I need to pick up some booze for tomorrow night.  I have a feeling it's going to be a long, long night.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Today, February 24</title>
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    <published>2004-02-24T21:18:12+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-12-26T17:15:06+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="books" />
    <category term="cats" />
    <category term="errata" />
    <category term="politics" />
    <category term="reading" />
    <category term="television" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<ol>
<li>My current read, Booth Tarkington's "The Magnificent Ambersons," is proving to be one of the most delightful literary exhibitions of schadenfreude I've ever had the pleasure to read.  I'm about a third of the way through, and I know that the lead character is going to get everything he deserves: to wit, nothing at all.</li>
<li>While we'll miss Sex And The City, we'd like to note that the characters depicted in the show, despite protestations to the contrary, bear as much resemblance to the rest of humanity as a soap opera about mutant Prada-wearing cockroaches.</li>
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<li>My current read, Booth Tarkington's "The Magnificent Ambersons," is proving to be one of the most delightful literary exhibitions of schadenfreude I've ever had the pleasure to read.  I'm about a third of the way through, and I know that the lead character is going to get everything he deserves: to wit, nothing at all.</li>
<li>While we'll miss Sex And The City, we'd like to note that the characters depicted in the show, despite protestations to the contrary, bear as much resemblance to the rest of humanity as a soap opera about mutant Prada-wearing cockroaches.</li>
<li>Judges are 'heroic' when they make landmark decisions you agree with, and 'activist' when they make landmark decisions you don't agree with.</li>
<li>Bush wants a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, because it cheapens the sanctity of marriage.  I have distinct trouble accepting that allowing two people (no matter what genders) who love each other to receive the legal benefits of marriage "cheapens the sanctity of marriage" nearly as much as, oh, say, <a href="http://www.fox.com/bigfat/">My Big Fat Obnoxious Fianc&eacute;</a>...or The Bachelor...or The Littlest Groom...or The Bachelorette...or, dare I say it, Britney Spears.  Government, left corner.  Religion, right corner.  NOW, before I smack you both.</li>
<li>While we're on that rant, perhaps it's time for society to wake up and realize that marriage is not just a religious sacrament, it is a civil contract.  Here are some hints:  property laws.  Tax laws.  Inheritance laws.  Next-of-kin issues in hospitals.  Shared insurance benefits.</li>
<li>Artichokes are out of season right now.  I am annoyed.</li>
<li>Does anyone besides me find it somewhat amusing (and, perhaps, ironic) that a movie showing consensual sexuality between two adults ('<a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0309987/combined">The Dreamers</a>') gets a NC-17 rating, but an <strong>extraordinarily</strong> graphically violent movie like '<a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0335345/">The Passion Of The Christ</a>' gets an R?  Let's think about this...kids can't watch images of a human body participating in sexual acts but they <strong>can</strong> watch that body be graphically dismembered?</li>
<li>It's hard not to look at Ralph Nader and shake my head at his rampant egoism.  Yes, we know he wants the presidency almost as much as he wants to cling to his ideals, but if he'd just wake up for a moment and realize what the rest of the left-leaning independents (like myself) already know:  if he runs a semi-successful campaign, all he's going to do is splinter the Democratic vote and hand George Bush the election on a nice Yale platter.  True, he may not like everything the Democrats are doing (heck, I don't either) but if he's so blind to not realize that he'll accomplish more of his goals by getting a generally similarly-minded candidate elected instead of dividing the vote and handing a win to his political enemy, then he's a screaming idiot and Edmund should eat him.</li>
<li>Speaking of cats, I've notified the management that should the current trend of kitty-puking on the carpet continue, I may be forced to revisit our current ban on cat-shaving.</li>
<li>Why do American news organizations only use the word 'hardline' or 'extremist' in reference to non-American politicians?  We've got plenty of homegrown liberals and conservatives that qualify.  (Along those same lines, why is the word 'village' only used to refer to non-American small towns?)</li>
<li>Memo from western Europe:  "Dear America.  It was a tit.  Get over yourselves already.  We'd hate to invade, really, but if you don't shut your sanctimonious yelping already, we may have to.  Love and kisses, Western Europe.  (P.S. - Don't think we've forgotten that 'freedom fries' crap, either.)"</li>
<li>My tutorial for learning After Effects arrived today.  I sense that Daniel Bedingfield's "Gotta Get Thru This" is going to be my bouncy, chipper little mantra.  I'm slowly learning to translate my two-dimensional photoshop/illustrator knowledge into a three-dimensional artwork along the z-axis of time.  Doesn't mean my brain hurts any less, though.  Luckily, in a month or so, I'll think this is <em>so</em> pass&eacute;.</li>
<li>That is all.</li>
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  <entry>
    <title>The week in review</title>
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    <published>2003-03-22T04:01:09+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-12-26T20:25:04+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="cats" />
    <category term="movies" />
    <category term="photos" />
    <category term="politics" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Since I have received my official notification from the Federal Office of the Executive Cluebat (motto:  "We can beat sense into anyone") that the actual beginning of this war means that the purpose of most anti-war statements - "don't go to war!" - has been rendered null and void, it seems that we must find something else to talk about.

Failing that, this is what you get.

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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[Since I have received my official notification from the Federal Office of the Executive Cluebat (motto:  "We can beat sense into anyone") that the actual beginning of this war means that the purpose of most anti-war statements - "don't go to war!" - has been rendered null and void, it seems that we must find something else to talk about.

Failing that, this is what you get.

So far, Operation Couch Potato Hypnosis appears to be working well.  How much time did <em>you</em> spend on your couch, hypnotized by the rumbling minutiae of the Great Iraqi Invasion?  Minutes?  Hours?  It should be noted that those who set up time zones put great thought and effort into their planning.  Think of how annoying it would be if Americans actually had to stay up until the wee hours of the morning just to get their fill of war images.Now, with the help of time zones, the happy capitalists can conveniently tune into the war during their lunch breaks, and after consuming their utterly-nutritious TV dinners.  Fun for the whole family!  Now you, too, can explain to your children why those nasty protesters write phrases like "Yankee Go Home" and "American Capitalist Pigs" on their big white signs.

Moving on...

After gorging our fill on Operation Couch Potato Hypnosis, spouse and I began to watch the first installation of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0287839">Children of Dune</a>.  We were in far better shape than most who tuned in to the miniseries, having both read the books a few years back.  Therefore, we could completely ignore the attempts at plot and just enjoy the eye candy.

For lo, the eye candy was there, and it was beautiful to behold.  I must confess that, ever since reading the first four <em>Dune</em> books a few years ago, that I have always harbored a secret suspicion that Duncan Idaho had to be quite possibly the most scrumptious thing in the Dune-iverse.  

Forget those genetically enhanced and Mentat-trained prophets.  Everyone else who had read the books could argue over the appropriateness of various casting, and I wouldn't make a peep - as long as whoever played Duncan Idaho was at least slightly toe-curlingly hot in that dark and broody sort of way.

I was pleased.  Then again, I'm the kind of bizarre person that can totally get the hots for characters in a book.  That's either the sign of a frighteningly vivid imagination or a sure case for antipsychotics.  


Oop...I believe I'm getting a transmission in from the Benign Feline Overlords.  The message is garbled, but it sounds like a chorus of cats demanding to be petted.  The current Desktop Adoration Queue is at zero cats, but it's possible that my Overlords have discovered a way to demand adoration even when they're not in the room with me.

A very disturbing development, this.

Hmm.  The message appears to have changed.  It appears to be a message of peace and contentment, and it comes with images.  I can only assume this means that the Great Overlords intend to let me live another day.

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  <entry>
    <title>freedom fries?</title>
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    <published>2003-03-12T07:43:39+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-12-26T19:56:15+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="politics" />
    <category term="rants" />
    <category term="stupidity" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>So, let me get this straight - instead of "French fries," they're "Freedom Fries" now because those dastardly French have the temerity to disagree with Dubya's cowboy brinksmanship disguised as foreign policy?</p>
<p>Freedom fries?  Freedom toast?<br />
Freedom fries?  Freedom toast?<br />
FREEDOM FRIES?  FREEDOM frelling TOAST?</p>
<p>In case no one else in this country stops snoring and bothers to say it, let me jump around and yell a bit in the hopes that someone will hear it:  </p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>So, let me get this straight - instead of "French fries," they're "Freedom Fries" now because those dastardly French have the temerity to disagree with Dubya's cowboy brinksmanship disguised as foreign policy?</p>
<p>Freedom fries?  Freedom toast?<br />
Freedom fries?  Freedom toast?<br />
FREEDOM FRIES?  FREEDOM frelling TOAST?</p>
<p>In case no one else in this country stops snoring and bothers to say it, let me jump around and yell a bit in the hopes that someone will hear it:  </p>
<p><strong>Members of the House of Representatives:  You are all wankers.  As you have proven yourselves useless, please shoot yourselves for the good of your country.</strong></p>
<p>Before I go any further, let's put the blame where blame is due: Representative Walter Jones, North Carolina, who originally circulated letter suggesting this change, and Representative Bob Ney of Ohio, who spearheaded the effort to have this name change made in the House cafeteria.</p>
<p>In the end, they answer to their own constituents, but I should think a flurry of emailed and written rebukes might work nicely.  Need some help?  Here are some helpful ways to get started:</p>
<p><a href="http://jones.house.gov/html/contact.html">Walter Jones' contact information:</a></p>
<p><strong>Snailmail:</strong><br />
Rep. Walter Jones<br />
United States House of Representatives<br />
422 Cannon House Office Building<br />
Washington, DC 20515</p>
<p>DC Phone: (202) 225-3415<br />
DC Fax: (202) 225-3286</p>
<p>N.C. Phone: (252) 931-1003<br />
1-800-351-1697 toll-free (for NC residents only)<br />
N.C. Fax: (252) 931-1002</p>
<p><a href="http://www.house.gov/ney/contact.htm">Bob Ney's contact information:</a></p>
<p><strong>Snailmail:</strong><br />
Rep. Bob Ney<br />
2438 Rayburn HOB<br />
Washington, D.C. 20515</p>
<p>DC Phone: (202) 225-6265</p>
<p>I can't wrap my brain around just how incredibly stupid, pigheaded, and insulting this move is.  This is supposed to be "symbolic" of our support of our troops.  <em>Symbolic?</em>  Oh, it most definitely is - symbolic of how immediately snotty our president and our elected officials become when the rest of the world doesn't want to play by American rules.</p>
<p>Gee, Bush wants a war.  Wants to finish what his daddy started, I suppose.  Congratulations - looks like he's going to get a rollicking good war - at the expense of American lives, any semblance of international agreement (much less <em>cooperation</em>), and any remaining slivers of goodwill left in the international community.</p>
<p>So, our president is going to aim, full speed ahead, at Iraq, while making conspicuous tests of a <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2003/US/03/11/sprj.irq.moab/index.html">21,000-pound bomb</a> to make his point, which currently appears to be "Do what I say or we'll smack you around with this."</p>
<p>Where is Congress?  This should be their moment to shine, to question the president's actions, to serve as a dissenting (or at least questioning) voice on what appears to be the eve of a war.  Instead, they urge us to support our troops, beating the drums of patriotism with freedom fries and freedom toast.</p>
<p>Shame.</p>
<p>Better to be silent than to offer misbegotten 'support' in this political-stunt guise.</p>
<p>Mark my words carefully, reader.  Do not construe my distrust of my president and his actions as a lack of support for the troops of this country.  Nor should you construe my words to imply that I believe Saddam Hussein is a great, misunderstood leader; I believe him to be a dictator and a butcher.</p>
<p>But as the tone of a word is as important as its literal meaning, so are intentions and insinuations that accompany an action as important as the action itself.  The French - and the rest of the world - will not remember this <em>symbolic legislative action</em> as being supportive of American military; they will see it for what it rightly is: an insult and a barely-veiled threat.</p>
<p>I love my country, but the people who govern it scare the crap out of me.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Slow news day</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://domesticat.net/2003/02/slow-news-day" />
    <id>http://domesticat.net/2003/02/slow-news-day</id>
    <published>2003-02-26T06:35:36+00:00</published>
    <updated>2007-12-26T19:58:18+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>domesticat</name>
    </author>
    <category term="alabama" />
    <category term="huntsville" />
    <category term="politics" />
    <category term="shootings" />
    <category term="television" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Greetings from Huntsville, your latest source of American workplace shootings.  </p>
<p>Pass the chicken.</p>
<p>There's nothing quite like waking up one morning to learn that your adopted hometown is <em>the</em> news event of the day.  "Four men dead in workplace shooting; police say that the gunman is holed up in some..."  ... unnamed apartment building that's apparently over on my side of town.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Greetings from Huntsville, your latest source of American workplace shootings.  </p>
<p>Pass the chicken.</p>
<p>There's nothing quite like waking up one morning to learn that your adopted hometown is <em>the</em> news event of the day.  "Four men dead in workplace shooting; police say that the gunman is holed up in some..."  ... unnamed apartment building that's apparently over on my side of town.</p>
<p>It was comforting to see that for at least one day out of the year, the Huntsville news stations actually had something to report on for a change.  It was also comforting to see that the reports of the shooting were related in that same breathless tone of doom that marks every rain forecast or low restaurant health score.  It would be much more of a compliment to say "they treated today's news like any other day's news" if they had any concept of how to treat a normal day's worth of news.  </p>
<p>The stories change, but the tone never does:  "Workplace Shooting, 4 Dead" is reported with the same note of urgency and horror as such obviously-filler topics as "Is Your Child's Drinking Water Safe?"  More often than not, Jeff and I catch a 15-second teaser for the nightly local news, hear the topic, look at each other, shrug, and say, "Slow news day."</p>
<p>Of course, since we have the glory that is TiVo, we watched the first three minutes of the local news (yep, they're dead; yep, we've got shots of the traumatized family members; yep, we've got testimonials from survivors; now let's show recaps of the last few shootings in Huntsville that we've got film on so we can keep viewers tuned in), got the hint, and moved on.</p>
<p>Strangely enough, TiVo had an episode of the Daily Show.  Even more strangely, one of the DS topics was about Smith &amp; Wesson's decision to sell a .50-caliber revolver.  Have I mentioned how glorious it is to have the freedom and liberty to pack a gun so large that if I decided to shoot someone with it, there wouldn't even be a body left to identify?</p>
<p>What, exactly, was the reason for making this gun available to the public?  Something like "real men need more than a .24"?  "Only pansies carry a .45"?  Is there a single demonstrable reason for this gun to exist, except for the final pistol-topper in a my-penis-is-bigger-than-your-penis contest?</p>
<p>This is America.  Bigger is better.  I'm waiting for the ultimate super-sized package:  a free .50-caliber with your next purchase of a Cadillac Escalade.</p>
<p>* * * * * </p>
<p>Meanwhile, I live in a planet where George Bush insists that we must go to war with Iraq because he says they are hiding weapons of mass destruction; meanwhile, North Korea shoots missiles into the sea.  </p>
<p>Now, I don't know about you guys, but when did a <strong>missile</strong> get taken off the list of "weapons of mass destruction"?  You know, light the fuse, it flies away, it comes down, and then goes <em>boom</em> on some heretofore-unsuspecting city?  Cities, as you may have learned in your geography classes, tend to contain people and buildings and other very soft and appealingly squishy things that in war terms are known as "targets."  Their eradication generally equates to "destruction," with the potential modifier 'mass' depending on the amount of actual destruction.</p>
<p>If North Korea has non-weapons-of-mass-destruction uses for its missiles, what would they be for, inviting Japan to a radioactive tea party?  </p>
<p>Ah, yes.  On this planet, potential Iraqi missiles are weapons of mass destruction that merit a war, but a real Korean missile really fired into a real ocean is something to be downplayed...and there's an actual <em>need</em> for a private citizen to own a .50-caliber weapon.</p>
<p>Now <em>that's</em> news.</p>
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