astronauts

There is a 'How To Stalk' handbook. Every woman should read it and familiarize herself with the section regarding Target Quality. We, as Liberated Wimmins, have a responsibility to use our new-fangled right to be seen in public sans chaperone (or common sense) with care and dignity. Remember: think before you stalk!

I'm happy to provide this condensed version of the handbook for your reading pleasure:

Target discernment.

Is the target actually physically capable of responding to your advances? (The crucial difference between stalking and necrophilia.) Do not Stalk inanimate objects like phone cords or small rocks. They do not cuddle. Acceptable targets are multicellular in nature and feature a stable core body temperature.