February, 2003

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Unwanted souvenirs

First, before you read, see these photos of the Washington Monument: a broader view that Heather took, and a close-up view of the half-staff flags that I took. You may now resume your regularly scheduled entry. - Amy.)

We slipped away shortly after seven a.m., in more daylight than I expected for this early on the first of February. I took the first leg of the drive, slanting us east from Huntsville toward the sudden outcrop of hills just south of Chattanooga.

Destination: Washington, D.C. Our long-scheduled vacation had, at last, come to fruition. It was an easy drive, really. I've done it before—alone—but this morning's abrupt bout of insomnia had left me tired.We listened to NPR until the broadcast looped, then turned it off. There was little else we needed to know for today except for our driving direction, which were safely stowed in the glove compartment.

I forgot to turn on my cell phone before we left. Only during a particularly dull stretch in Kentucky did I think to do so. When the voicemail beeped, I thought nothing of it; it said that Stephen or Misty had called from their house. For some reason, the caller ID did not save the real number—the number of Andy and Heather's house, our destination.

I listened to the voicemail. It was garbled—I was roaming—and I only caught parts of the message:

" - sorry ... bad news ... [unintelligible] Columbia ... call ..."

I balanced the steering wheel with my left hand, unsure of what I just heard. My jaw fell open as I began to understand. I said, "My God. I have to play this again." To the sound of Jeff demanding, "Hear what again?" I heard...

Voicemail automated voice: "You have ... one ... unplayed message. Eight - thirty - six - a.m."

Andy: "Hey, Amy, I don't want to start your trip with such bad news, but it looks like the space shuttle Columbia broke up on re-entry. Um, give us a call if you get this."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw mile marker 62 of I-75 flash by. Slack-jawed, open-mouthed, I gave Jeff the barest details of the message. I drove. He fumbled for an NPR station. We listened to horrified eyewitness accounts, but only one stuck with me; a man who had gone outside to watch the shuttle streak by and instead saw something much worse.

"It ... sparkled," he said brokenly.

We ate lunch in a Subway east of Knoxville, where a few tables were taken up by out-of-towners like ourselves. The speakers, tuned to news, played news of sadness. It was hard to tell if anyone besides us was even listening. Perhaps they had all used the extra hour or two to cultivate an external numbness I had not yet found.

(Blank lines here.)

It is 12:45 p.m. - Eastern time. We've just taken the on-ramp for I-81, headed north out of Kentucky and into Virginia. Jeff is driving; I have my notebook securely propped on my right leg and the door's armrest, and am writing carefully between pothole lurches.

We have heard the radio. I have spoken briefly to Andy, and at greater length with Jeff, but for now, the vast majority of my thoughts about Columbia are untouched by the opinions of others. We have seen no television footage, and we have turned off the radio for now. I know that, outside this car, the ramifications of this morning's disaster are changing the workd I live in, but here, cut off by the isolation of car travel, very little has materially changed for us.

We still have a long way to drive today. I'm fairly sure we won't be arriving to the same world we left this morning.

Sunday night.

Right before we started our drive, I stared at the kitchen table for a moment and scooped up the $7 in one-dollar bills that lay on it. I shrugged and said, "I don't know what I'll do with it, but I'm sure it will come in handy for something."

I never expected that I'd use it to help pay for parking near the Air & Space Museum, so that Heather and I could walk to the Washington Monument to photograph the half-staff flags around it.

On the way back to the car, photos in the can, I bought a keepsake copy of today's newspaper. It was not exactly the kind of souvenir I planned to buy on this trip, but it's what I have.

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Choose up sides and take a nap

Someone asked me how much snow it takes to shut down northeastern Alabama. On January 23, the Great Alabama Snowfall of 2003, the answer was, this much. (What you hear in the background are my snow-blasé Yankee friends laughing their heads off.) Yes, this is the snowfall that provoked the messy detour to Atlanta that became the entry The McDonald's at 51a. Hey, but this snowfall had big pointy teeth! Really! Grr! Read the rest »
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Universe 57(b), Nebula 86XVI

Sir:

Having wandered over to the Beast Buy parking lot from the restaurant across the street, we were alarmed to notice the existence of your car, which is plainly against the laws of Universe 57(b), Nebula 86XVI (records of which are available at various government agencies temporarily relocated to Omicron Persei 8 due to high consumer demand).

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Script: wonderPortal 0.5 beta

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I've been promising this script to friends for a long, long time, and when I went on vacation, I finally got a chance to sit down and write it.

My friends and I syndicate our content on wondergeeks.net, but we've never been entirely happy with the results. We're scattered all over the globe - from the UK to Hawaii - and it's difficult to keep up with multiple blogs marked in multiple timezones. Tuesday in England doesn't necessarily equate to Tuesday in Hawaii.

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Alive, and back from vacation

We're back from our weeklong sojourn to the East Coast. After the drive (must remember to tell everyone about the Land That Time Forgot in Tennessee that we found) our brains are pretty much the consistency of...well...oatmeal.

But I got to play in the snow. Most snow I've ever seen in my life. For a lifelong southerner, this makes many things worthwhile.

Photos and coherency soon.

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Seven Words: the game

I'm in the middle of working up words and photos from last week's vacation. In the meantime, I'm in the mood for a bit of a word game, if anyone's interested in tossing in a bit of help.

The game du jour: Seven Words. The original idea is to select seven words, though I don't guarantee I'll go to (or stop at) seven. Each individual word will be used as the basis for a piece of writing, with an explanation at the end of how the story was derived from the word.

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Nothing more, and nothing less

Dear CMS writers:

I think I hate all of you. Including me. Will you take it personally if I take your code and fling it against the nearest wall, screaming and cursing, until your code either a) bleeds or b) apologizes and fixes itself? It would really make me feel better if I could just do that and get it out of my system.

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Seven Words: day 1, the green line

(What is the game of 'seven words'? See this entry for explanations, or to contribute potential words.)

Jeff and I sat turned in our seats, angling backward to better hear what Andy was saying. Sometimes the rush of the Metro sucks the words out of the speaker's mouth, pulling them out through the cracks in the side doors before they have a chance to reach your ears. In some areas of the green line, you have to work to catch them before the slight vacuum pulls them past your ears, unheard.

Andy had a good bit of fun at my expense the first time he took me on the metro. Having grown up in an area where the total amount of 'public' didn't exceed three hundred humans, mass transit was something I had only seen in television and movies.

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Seven Words, day 2: House Rules

(What is the game of 'seven words'? See this entry for explanations, or to contribute potential words.)

Greetings, new Cat slave!

We of Felis Catus are pleased to recognize your conscription voluntary admittance into the servant class wonders of living with a Cat. As We are generally kind and benevolent Masters beings, We are providing instruction for you (hereinafter known as "slave") on how best to make Our lives as they should be - comfortable, relaxed, and pampered.

First, let Us reassure you, slave: your decision to give your home to a Cat was the best decision your strangely-oversized brain could have made. As you are undoubtedly aware, Our superior presence is calming to the human spirit; Our purring is known to positively affect many of the things humans are obsessed about, such as brain waves and stress levels.

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Seven words: day 3, from Mr. Lipton

(What is the game of 'seven words'? See this entry for explanations, or to contribute potential words.)

Those of you who have watched Inside the Actor's Studio are familiar with the ten questions that James Lipton asks his guests at the end of each show. Here, I have the luxury of thinking about my answers longer than I would than if I were actually being interviewed, but I suspect the answers aren't much better.

For those of you looking for how this ties in with today's word, might I suggest you look at number seven...

  1. What is your favorite word?
    Either discombobulating or rutabaga. 'Discombobulating' because it's funny, 'rutabaga' because it's such a funny memory for me.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Failure.
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Seven words: day 4: kitchen dish hegemony

(What is the game of 'seven words'? See this entry for explanations, or to contribute potential words.)

I swung right, heading south, marveling at the darkness as the fog gobbled the neighborhood in front of me. The cars slid past, pointing their trumpet bells of light up and out, lighting little except the raindrops splattering their windshields.

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Senior year swan song

I gave up on the Dallas concert for financial reasons. I regretted the decision from the moment I made it, even though I knew that I'd made the right fiscal choice.

From the first time I read the show announcement, I was just flabbergasted with shock—Jackopierce actually playing together again?—wasn't I there for one of the concerts on the farewell tour five years ago?

I had been introduced to Jackopierce my freshman year of college, but never got to see them perform in Juanita's, their customary Little Rock venue, because the concerts were for ages 21 and up.

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the cells in the brain go 'ow ow ow'

There are two possibilities for this vehicle.

Possibility #1: Professional job.
Implication #1: Money was spent.
Implication #2: Someone actually gets paid to do this sort of thing.

Possibility #2: Homegrown.
Implication #1: Too cheap to pay for real paintjob (come to think of it, this falls under Possibility #1 as well)
Implication #2: Friends stood by and let this happen.

Bad, bad friends. Must spank friends. Friends are supposed to tell you when you make stupid mistakes. Think about it: there are certain things you would want a friend to tell you, even though it might piss you off in the interim.

  • Hey, wanker, it's bad news to stick your fingers into the buzz saw!"
  • "The yellow snow tastes gross. I know this from personal experience. Just trust me.'
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Seven words: day 5: the war of the ping

(What is the game of 'seven words'? See this entry for explanations, or to contribute potential words.)

They resist sticks, stones, brandished bones, and - in the earliest of hours when no one is looking - abject pleading and begging. They, the disenchanted teenage brood, resent that it was I - silly, bumbling fool, I - who brought them into existence, and blame me for all their problems.They hurl insults when angered. Technical terms are spat like curse words through the browser, because they know I feel the sting.

It has been seven days since the Battle For Manage-Pings began in northeast Alabama, and I must report that the carnage has been intense. Burned dinners. Insomnia. Ignored cats. Friends who resort to emails in the hopes of actually making contact with my brain.

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Q fix: sauce and religion

Those who want to see firsthand evidence of the American love for alternately-spelled words have to look no further than the myriad Southern spellings of the word "barbecue," or the vast creativity that goes into Southern church names.

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Slow news day

Greetings from Huntsville, your latest source of American workplace shootings.

Pass the chicken.

There's nothing quite like waking up one morning to learn that your adopted hometown is the news event of the day. "Four men dead in workplace shooting; police say that the gunman is holed up in some..." ... unnamed apartment building that's apparently over on my side of town.

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the cheap tart and the flighty wench

Hi all -

Currently deeply ensconced in explaining to XML and PHP how they will behave as I ask. XML unimpressed, PHP merely amused. Rumors galloping about of XML squiring cheap tart PHP to New Orleans for a weekend of serious debauchery, leaving the stolid marrieds here in Huntsvega$ alone to find ways to make new code work.

Have tried to explain to the cheap tart, with little avail, that I simply cannot release the next version of wonderPortal until she and her bawdy compatriot decide to cooperate with me, and that their noncompliance is leading to much frustration on my part.

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